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    You can only have one sentence per post


    So there I was sitting in my local Burger King, eating my whopper when......

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    Originally posted by 121@29 July 2004 - 23:42
    You can only have one sentence per post


    So there I was sitting in my local Burger King, eating my whopper when......
    This guy said "Wow, that's the first time I've ever seen auto-fellatio"
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    so i said to him

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    Right then Martin Sheen's less talented brother Joe Estevez walked in.

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    He said "Oh my god! Your performing auto-fellatio in Burger King! Did you have to remove your bottom ribs in order to perform that maneuver?".

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    Joe Estevez then asked the mods to close the thread because the thread creator broke the rules and used two sentances
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Unfortunately Joe Estevez was not a member of the forum so his cries for justice went unheeded.

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    In defiance Joe Estevez Painted the transgression in big letters, hollywood style, on a hill for NikkiD to see on her way to the offie.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    But then he noticed that in the first post it read " I sentence per post" and turned his attentions to a royale with cheese.

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    Originally posted by 121@30 July 2004 - 00:00
    But then he noticed that in the first post it read " I sentence per POST" and turned his attentions to a royal with cheese.


    Joe Estevez says to the thread starter "Yes, but you used two sentances in your post, numnutz"
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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