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    yep, i pissed myself in an exam

    hmmm, i suddenly got a flash back of 'allo, 'allo
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    Originally posted by brenda@2 August 2004 - 11:19
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    wtfl? this isn't a thread to talk about you're menstruationl
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    I dont have a men station.......

    ......I'd like one though
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    Originally posted by brenda@2 August 2004 - 11:27
    I dont have a men station.......

    ......I'd like one though
    I heard about a 'men station' somewhere, I think it was GMTV one morning.

    It's a room where men wait while their girlfriend/wife goes shopping. In a man station they've got things like video games, power tools (wtf?), PCs with internet access and probably prostitutes although Lorraine didn't specify this. They sound awesome but I havent seen one in my locality.

    Bit like a creche, really
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    I got asked yesterday by a 50y/o skanky woman how much she could earn by turning a trick :helpsmile:
    Thats gotta be the worst chat up line ever

    I told her that in parts of Asia she would only make the equivilent of 1.20....I actually meant in the uk

    This is true btw

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    Maybe she's a Paul Daniels fan
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    Why, has he turned to prostitution?

    :x

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    Originally posted by manker+2 August 2004 - 12:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (manker @ 2 August 2004 - 12:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-brenda@2 August 2004 - 11:27
    I dont have a men station.......

    ......I&#39;d like one though
    I heard about a &#39;men station&#39; somewhere, I think it was GMTV one morning.

    It&#39;s a room where men wait while their girlfriend/wife goes shopping. In a man station they&#39;ve got things like video games, power tools (wtf?), PCs with internet access and probably prostitutes although Lorraine didn&#39;t specify this. They sound awesome but I havent seen one in my locality.

    Bit like a creche, really [/b][/quote]
    If you gave me a day in one of those I have a feeling it wouldn&#39;t be there anymore then.

    I get so restless.

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    Originally posted by SnnY+2 August 2004 - 13:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 2 August 2004 - 13:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by manker@2 August 2004 - 12:35
    <!--QuoteBegin-brenda
    @2 August 2004 - 11:27
    I dont have a men station.......

    ......I&#39;d like one though

    I heard about a &#39;men station&#39; somewhere, I think it was GMTV one morning.

    It&#39;s a room where men wait while their girlfriend/wife goes shopping. In a man station they&#39;ve got things like video games, power tools (wtf?), PCs with internet access and probably prostitutes although Lorraine didn&#39;t specify this. They sound awesome but I havent seen one in my locality.

    Bit like a creche, really
    If you gave me a day in one of those I have a feeling it wouldn&#39;t be there anymore then.

    I get so restless. [/b][/quote]
    The power tools thing confused me, perhaps they&#39;re there for folk that like cutting wood. Personally I prefer doing something fun



    @ Jonno - no but he does tricks, silly rabbit
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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