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    Ok so I'm at work yesterday and this woman comes in, she's a regular, usually have a bit of a giggle, I've lent her the odd 1 when she's been short etc (for some reason I do that )

    So yesterday she comes in

    Her: You going carnival on wednesday?

    Me: Nah, think I'll head out of town for the evening

    Why?

    Board with carnival

    Where you going?

    Dunno

    You going with your girlfriend?

    No

    Do you want to babysit?

    Not fucking likely

    Awww go on, she's a good kid

    No way man, fuck dat, I don't even babysit my sisters kids

    You not got kids?

    No

    How old are you?

    27

    Have you got a g/f?

    No, why? You offering? (thought that might shut her up)

    And you not got any kids?

    No why?

    Well you're 27, you should have a g/f and kids by now



    Then she went, now I got a pretty good idea what this is about, it's one of 2 things, she either fancies me (need a few bags and tripple think rubber for that one :x )or (and this is more likely) someone has told her I'm gay
    Been here before, the local gossip moungers, ffs
    So within a week I'm gonna have the homophobes from next door and all the under 21's attempting to take the piss
    Oh joy, thankfully I'm allowed to ban people

    Funny world is'nt it, 27 y/o and still being bullied

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    Do you want to babysit?

    Not fucking likely

    Awww go on, she's a good kid

    No way man, fuck dat, I don't even babysit my sisters kids
    No wonder you've got no gf with a bad mouth like that!

    someone has told her I'm gay
    Gay? I thought you were omni-sexual!

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    /gay

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    Dude my mouth is'nt foul, you need to come to the uk to hear the girls speak

    And in this town it does'nt matter what you are, if you're not 100% straight then you're bent as a 9 bob bit

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    yes norwich girls have a filthy mouth, just look at sparkle.

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    bent as a 9 bob bit


    What a songtitle!!!!


    And, Man, i'm 45 and i still get bullied!!!

    Though it's mostly boat me stunning looks!!!



    Yogi

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    @SD.......... Yeah them city girls are common as muck

    @Yogi...... You never heard that saying?
    And whats wrong with your looks, you're fine, good looking kinda, nothing 3 grands worth of surgery would'nt fix

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    Why would you care if people think you're gay? I get the impression you're pretty comfortable with your sexuality, fuck em all

    Also it's possible you're mistaken about reasons behind the woman in the shop asking about your g/f status, lots of middle aged women use this as a conversational piece just because they don't have much in common with a younger chap. I get asked a lot too because I have to talk to a lot of older women with work, it's mainly cause they've got nothing else, in the way of smalltalk, to say to me ... Well, I hope they don't think I'm gay
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Originally posted by manker@3 August 2004 - 11:14
    Why would you care if people think you're gay? I get the impression you're pretty comfortable with your sexuality, fuck em all

    Also it's possible you're mistaken about reasons behind the woman in the shop asking about your g/f status, lots of middle aged women use this as a conversational piece just because they don't have much in common with a younger chap. I get asked a lot too because I have to talk to a lot of older women with work, it's mainly cause they've got nothing else, in the way of smalltalk, to say to me ... Well, I hope they don't think I'm gay
    if they think you are gay tell them to keep their belt on and you'll ride them like seabiscuit.

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    Originally posted by Spider_dude+3 August 2004 - 12:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spider_dude @ 3 August 2004 - 12:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-manker@3 August 2004 - 11:14
    Why would you care if people think you&#39;re gay? I get the impression you&#39;re pretty comfortable with your sexuality, fuck em all

    Also it&#39;s possible you&#39;re mistaken about reasons behind the woman in the shop asking about your g/f status, lots of middle aged women use this as a conversational piece just because they don&#39;t have much in common with a younger chap. I get asked a lot too because I have to talk to a lot of older women with work, it&#39;s mainly cause they&#39;ve got nothing else, in the way of smalltalk, to say to me ... Well, I hope they don&#39;t think I&#39;m gay&nbsp;
    if they think you are gay tell them to keep their belt on and you&#39;ll ride them like seabiscuit. [/b][/quote]
    Good plan, then I&#39;ll skullfuck them.

    That&#39;ll teach &#39;em.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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