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Ok so I'm at work yesterday and this woman comes in, she's a regular, usually have a bit of a giggle, I've lent her the odd £1 when she's been short etc (for some reason I do that )
So yesterday she comes in
Her: You going carnival on wednesday?
Me: Nah, think I'll head out of town for the evening
Why?
Board with carnival
Where you going?
Dunno
You going with your girlfriend?
No
Do you want to babysit?
Not fucking likely
Awww go on, she's a good kid
No way man, fuck dat, I don't even babysit my sisters kids
You not got kids?
No
How old are you?
27
Have you got a g/f?
No, why? You offering? (thought that might shut her up)
And you not got any kids?
No why?
Well you're 27, you should have a g/f and kids by now
Then she went, now I got a pretty good idea what this is about, it's one of 2 things, she either fancies me (need a few bags and tripple think rubber for that one :x )or (and this is more likely) someone has told her I'm gay
Been here before, the local gossip moungers, ffs
So within a week I'm gonna have the homophobes from next door and all the under 21's attempting to take the piss
Oh joy, thankfully I'm allowed to ban people
Funny world is'nt it, 27 y/o and still being bullied
Jonno B)
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08-03-2004, 10:35 AM
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Do you want to babysit?
Not fucking likely
Awww go on, she's a good kid
No way man, fuck dat, I don't even babysit my sisters kids
No wonder you've got no gf with a bad mouth like that!
someone has told her I'm gay
Gay? I thought you were omni-sexual!
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08-03-2004, 10:36 AM
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cawk
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08-03-2004, 10:37 AM
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Dude my mouth is'nt foul, you need to come to the uk to hear the girls speak
And in this town it does'nt matter what you are, if you're not 100% straight then you're bent as a 9 bob bit
Jonno B)
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08-03-2004, 10:41 AM
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cawk
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yes norwich girls have a filthy mouth, just look at sparkle.
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08-03-2004, 10:43 AM
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Super Undulator
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08-03-2004, 10:50 AM
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08-03-2004, 11:13 AM
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effendi
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08-03-2004, 11:17 AM
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Originally posted by manker@3 August 2004 - 11:14
Why would you care if people think you're gay? I get the impression you're pretty comfortable with your sexuality, fuck em all
Also it's possible you're mistaken about reasons behind the woman in the shop asking about your g/f status, lots of middle aged women use this as a conversational piece just because they don't have much in common with a younger chap. I get asked a lot too because I have to talk to a lot of older women with work, it's mainly cause they've got nothing else, in the way of smalltalk, to say to me ... Well, I hope they don't think I'm gay
if they think you are gay tell them to keep their belt on and you'll ride them like seabiscuit.
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08-03-2004, 11:19 AM
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