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    JONNO_CELEBS's Avatar Densly Loadan BT Rep: +20BT Rep +20BT Rep +20BT Rep +20
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    There was me and my workmate stood there trying not to work how ya do

    Was sorting the papers and happen to open the Sport There was a woman in there with tit's the size of beachballs, it looked sooooo funny
    Skinny little tart with 2 medicine balls hanging there
    So this guy comes in and I asked his opinion on stupid looking women like that, he said that picture reminds me of you 2

    So I jumped on him and pounded the shit out of him and made him eat the paper then shit it out and eat it again

    Sorta
    Ok thats slightly exagerated, but I gave him one hell of a stare

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    he said you looked like a medicine ball, not a tit, didn't you see the picture?

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    you are a tit, not just any tit, the right one, yes you are a right tit.

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    He called me a medicine ball?

    Gonna get that fucker so bad and give him the staring of a lifetime

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    Edit: @SD..........I may be a right tit but you sir are an arse
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    are you sure he wasn't just pointing at your chest and saying you got tits ?
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    He may have been, but if he done that he would have been speaking to my tits

    that picture reminds me of you 2


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    Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@3 August 2004 - 20:25
    He may have been, but if he done that he would have been speaking to my tits

    that picture reminds me of you 2


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    you mean he wasn't ??
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    Was'nt what?

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    Originally posted by gemby&#33;+3 August 2004 - 20:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gemby&#33; @ 3 August 2004 - 20:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@3 August 2004 - 20:25
    He may have been, but if he done that he would have been speaking to my tits

    that picture reminds me of you 2


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    you mean he wasn&#39;t ?? [/b][/quote]
    So he was in fact calling you fountains of life.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@3 August 2004 - 16:15
    There was me and my workmate stood there trying not to work how ya do

    Was sorting the papers and happen to open the Sport There was a woman in there with tit&#39;s the size of beachballs, it looked sooooo funny
    Skinny little tart with 2 medicine balls hanging there
    So this guy comes in and I asked his opinion on stupid looking women like that, he said that picture reminds me of you 2

    So I jumped on him and pounded the shit out of him and made him eat the paper then shit it out and eat it again

    Sorta
    Ok thats slightly exagerated, but I gave him one hell of a stare

    Jonno B)
    Damn... I often get called that. I don&#39;t even think Doug (guy I work with) knows my real name.

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