I Got Called A Tit Today

[JONNO_CELEBS]

There was me and my workmate stood there trying not to work how ya do

Was sorting the papers and happen to open the Sport There was a woman in there with tit's the size of beachballs, it looked sooooo funny
Skinny little tart with 2 medicine balls hanging there
So this guy comes in and I asked his opinion on stupid looking women like that, he said that picture reminds me of you 2

So I jumped on him and pounded the shit out of him and made him eat the paper then shit it out and eat it again

Sorta
Ok thats slightly exagerated, but I gave him one hell of a stare

Jonno B)

[Proper Bo]

he said you looked like a medicine ball, not a tit, didn't you see the picture?

[Spider_dude]

you are a tit, not just any tit, the right one, yes you are a right tit.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

He called me a medicine ball?

Gonna get that fucker so bad and give him the staring of a lifetime

Jonno B)

Edit: @SD..........I may be a right tit but you sir are an arse

[Gemby!]

are you sure he wasn't just pointing at your chest and saying you got tits ?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

He may have been, but if he done that he would have been speaking to my tits

that picture reminds me of you 2

Jonno B)

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@3 August 2004 - 20:25
He may have been, but if he done that he would have been speaking to my tits

that picture reminds me of you 2

Jonno B)

you mean he wasn't ??

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Was'nt what?

Jonno B)

[Biggles]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;+3 August 2004 - 20:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gemby&#33; @ 3 August 2004 - 20:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@3 August 2004 - 20:25
He may have been, but if he done that he would have been speaking to my tits

that picture reminds me of you 2

Jonno B)

you mean he wasn&#39;t ?? [/b][/quote]
So he was in fact calling you fountains of life.

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@3 August 2004 - 16:15
There was me and my workmate stood there trying not to work how ya do

Was sorting the papers and happen to open the Sport There was a woman in there with tit&#39;s the size of beachballs, it looked sooooo funny
Skinny little tart with 2 medicine balls hanging there
So this guy comes in and I asked his opinion on stupid looking women like that, he said that picture reminds me of you 2

So I jumped on him and pounded the shit out of him and made him eat the paper then shit it out and eat it again

Sorta
Ok thats slightly exagerated, but I gave him one hell of a stare

Jonno B)

Damn... I often get called that. I don&#39;t even think Doug (guy I work with) knows my real name.