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Thread: I Have A Knife

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    I am presently slowly washing the dishes
    i found long kitchen knife which was dirty
    i have cleaned it
    what now?


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    Carefully

    Slowly

    Quietly

    Put the knife away in the drawer.
    This fate is worse than death. Condemned to live out existence in a vessel incapable of sustaining my true glory. How am I to function with such limitation? - Illyria

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    kill your self


    "You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went; you can swear and curse the fates, but when it comes to the end, you have to let go"
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    It wasnt totally Clean

    Let me Slowly Clean it again

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    Okay its al shiny now

    so i

    Carefully

    Slowly

    Quietly

    Put the knife away in the drawer.


    now what?

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    was blood on it :


    "You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went; you can swear and curse the fates, but when it comes to the end, you have to let go"
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    My knife is Very Very Sharp

    and is pleasing on the eye

    This fate is worse than death. Condemned to live out existence in a vessel incapable of sustaining my true glory. How am I to function with such limitation? - Illyria

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    Clean Knife + Eye = No 'Blood

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    Take the knife.

    Then take the admins hostage.

    Have them free Sam and divert the board to Cuba!

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    And don't forget to send life-feeds to Al-Jazeera!!!

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