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    MAKE MONEY FAST!!

    I found this on a bulletin board/newsgroup/chat room and decided to try it because i was desperate for money so I could buy sex toys, hookers and porn. Ya your probably thinking this is a scam.

    WELL GUESS WHAT!!!??? IT IS A SCAM!!!!
    but since I am a spammer with no life I'm going to tell you the rest of the scam hoping you will become a lame spammer just like me.

    Within 1 months, I started getting bounced cheques and death threats in the mail!! I
    was so excited I started to whack off!!! I figured it would end soon, but the cheques just kept coming in. In my first week, I made about $0. By the end of the second
    week I had made a total of more than $0. Damn I guess it would have been a better choice to work at my low pay job instead of just sitting by the mail box making $0.

    Let me tell you how this works and most important, if it works..........
    also make sure you print this out NOW, so you can waste alot of printer ink and then waste money buying more ink so you can waste it printing this document. I promise you that if you follow the directions exactly that you will start making less money than a minimum wage job!!! Isn't that so cool?

    Suggestion: Read this to your kids, it makes a great bed time story because it will bore your kids to death. Literally.

    Follow the simple directions and watch the "money" come in!! It's hard.
    It's illegal and if your caught you can be executed. And, your investment is only your life!!!!

    You can use any currancy because I don't know how to spell currency even though i am a middle aged fat man.

    IMPORTANT:

    This is probably a scam, it is the worst thing you'll ever do; it's more illegal than terrorism; and it will cost you your life - it really works (in dreamland)!!!

    PLEASE NOTE:

    People will not pay you for spamming people because corporations and companies spend alot of time planning where their money goes and your bank account is not one of those places!!!

    STEP ONE:

    Get six separate pieces of paper and write a death threat on
    each piece of paper for example "I WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY"
    Now make 6 fully bounced cheques. Then put 1 death threat and 1 bounced cheque in 1 envelope. So at the end you should have 6 envelopes with a death threat and a bounced cheque. Ofcourse seal the envelope with saliva or spit or water or cum or urine.

    REMEMBER THIS IS MORE ILLEGAL THAN TERRORISM AND CAN GET YOU EXECUTED!!! BUT HEY YOU CAN MAKE $0 AND GET BOUNCED CHEQUES IN THE MAIL.
    YIPEE!

    Mail the six envelopes to the following addresses:

    Ihaven Dumbranes
    69 Stinky Blvd
    LOWIQ City, FU 15564
    Dreamland


    Stu Piodo
    B.O. Box 274
    Retard City, SH 15645
    Dreamland

    Phil Mybranes
    777 Unlucky Drive
    Irony Dump, GF 77777
    Dreamland


    Brian Holes
    58 Charles Ave
    Monopoly, GA 28212
    Hasbros


    Ella Deits
    29 Tired of making up names St.
    Scarbrane, SB 59189
    Dreamland



    Dick Branes
    137 Squishy Rd
    Pluto, UL 15857
    Somewhere country in another galaxy




    STEP TWO:Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the
    other names up (six becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, and etc.) and add YOUR NAME as
    number 6 on the list.

    STEP THREE:
    Change anything you need to but try to keep this article as close to
    original as possible or else I will sue you and kill you. Now post your amended article to at least 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 newsgroups. I think there are close to 24,000 groups so good luck sucker.


    THAT'S IT!! All you have to do, and It Really works.....ya "works"
    Ohh noo!!! I make dribbles!!!

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    *Zdx sees titles..comes running in...what!!!..free eazy money!!!

    looks at text....WTF?? ....i have to read allll that..thats not fast & eazy??*

    *zdx reads....hmm....he wanks when he gets bills....

    wtf???...it a damn scam...bastard *

    *zdx starts writting a letter,

    Dear Keikan,

    I WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!!!!

    Greetings,
    Z


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    You have a better chance of making money here http://www.powerball.com/. wow $76 million
    Robert00000

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