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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    > > You Live in New York City when...
    > >
    > > 1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you
    > > mean Manhattan.
    > > 2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the
    > > Empire State Building.
    > > 3. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to
    > > get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't
    > > find Wisconsin on a map.
    > > 4. You think Central Park is "nature."
    > > 5. You believe that being able to swear at people in
    > > their own language makes you multi-lingual.
    > > 6. You've worn out a car horn.
    > > 7. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
    > >
    > > You live in Arizona when...
    > >
    > > 1.. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you
    > > found shade.
    > > 2. You can open and drive your car without touching
    > > the car door or the steering wheel.
    > > 3. You've experienced condensation on your butt from
    > > the hot water in the toilet bowl.
    > > 4. You would give anything to be able to splash cold
    > > water on your face.
    > > 5. You can attend any function wearing shorts and a
    > > tank top.
    > > 6. "Dress Code" is meaningless at high schools and
    > > universities.
    > > 7. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and
    > > never leave town.
    > > 8. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
    > > 9. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and
    > > ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
    > > 10. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what
    > > hits you in the face when you open your oven door.
    > >
    > > You Live in California when...
    > >
    > > 1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford
    > > to buy a house.
    > > 2 The high school quarterback calls a time-out to
    > > answer his cell phone.
    > > 3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your
    > > driveway.
    > > 4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
    > > 5. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood
    > > block party.
    > > 6. When someone asks you how far something is, you
    > > tell them how long it will take to get there rather
    > > than how many miles away it is.
    > >
    > > You Live in Maine when...
    > >
    > > 1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup,
    > > and Tabasco.
    > > 2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
    > > 3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
    > > 4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than
    > > eight buttons.
    > > 5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost
    > > winter, and construction.
    > >
    > > You Live in the Deep South when...
    > >
    > > 1.. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same
    > > store.
    > > 2. "Ya'll" is singular and "all Ya'll" is plural.
    > > 3. After five years you still hear, "You ain't from
    > > 'round here, are Ya?"
    > > 4. "He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
    > > 5. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob,
    > > Bubba Joe, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, Mary Beth, etc.
    > >
    > > You live in Colorado when...
    > >
    > > 1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500
    > > car.
    > > 2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way
    > > home and he stops at the day care center.
    > > 3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
    > > 4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a
    > > pony tail.
    > >
    > > You live in the Midwest when...
    > >
    > > 1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor
    > > knows your name.
    > > 2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to
    > > pass a tractor.
    > > 3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the
    > > same day.
    > > 4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my
    > > coat at?"
    > > 5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place,
    > > you say, "It was different!"
    > >
    > > You live in Florida when....
    > >
    > > 1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
    > > 2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even
    > > houses and cars.
    > > 3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
    > > 4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
    > > 5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless
    > > people.
    > >

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    vidcc's Avatar there is no god
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    3. You've experienced condensation on your butt from
    the hot water in the toilet bowl.

    itís an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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    Originally posted by hippychick@6 August 2004 - 15:35

    > > You live in the Midwest when...
    > >
    > > 1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor
    > > knows your name.
    > > 2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to
    > > pass a tractor.
    > > 3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the
    > > same day.
    > > 4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my
    > > coat at?"
    > > 5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place,
    > > you say, "It was different!"
    I live in Missouri.

    1) Yes
    2) My idea is a bunch of fucking cars backing up a highway because of either a wreck or everyone slowing down to take a look at a wreck.
    3) Well Missouris weather is very erratic.
    4) That I do at.

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    Originally posted by hippychick@6 August 2004 - 20:35
    > > 10. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what
    > > hits you in the face when you open your oven door.
    I really can't tell the difference between opening an oven door and opening a car door at 2:00. In the summer I sleep in the day and do errands at night.
    Do you know everything? do you know 3% of everything? Could it be that what you don't believe in is in the other 97%?

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    Originally posted by spinningfreemanny@7 August 2004 - 01:58
    I really can't tell the difference between opening an oven door and opening a car door at 2:00. In the summer I sleep in the day and do errands at night.
    And it's nice and cold in Missouri right now. Ide wish it would stay like this for a while. Cold and dark. Like Finland in the winter.

    Everythings nicer when it's cold. More peaceful, music sounds nicer. Especially the softer stuff.

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    Originally posted by Arm+6 August 2004 - 23:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Arm @ 6 August 2004 - 23:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hippychick@6 August 2004 - 15:35

    > > You live in the Midwest when...
    > >
    > > 1. You&#39;ve never met any celebrities, but the mayor
    > > knows your name.
    > > 2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to
    > > pass a tractor.
    > > 3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the
    > > same day.
    > > 4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where&#39;s my
    > > coat at?"
    > > 5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place,
    > > you say, "It was different&#33;"
    I live in Missouri.

    1) Yes
    2) My idea is a bunch of fucking cars backing up a highway because of either a wreck or everyone slowing down to take a look at a wreck.
    3) Well Missouris weather is very erratic.
    4) That I do at. [/b][/quote]
    I live in Michigan.

    Everything that you said is true for me too, arm&#33;
    And yes, the traffic is pretty gay when there is one part on the highway where there is like no problem maybe a pulled over car or little accident but everyone is slowing down and at the same time everyone is pissed because of the traffic&#33; The weather also changes VERY quickly in one day&#33;

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