Your Ad Here Your Ad Here
Results 1 to 3 of 3

Thread: Recipients Of The Idiot Badge Of 2004

  1. #1
    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    In a State Of Confusion
    Posts
    3,506
    > >2004 IDIOT BADGE winners.....
    > >>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > >>
    > >>I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at
    > >>the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset
    > >>because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly
    > >>reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no
    > >>need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at
    > >>the end of the conversation happened to
    > >>mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to
    > >>kill
    > >>the ants. I told her that she'd better bring her daughter into the
    > >>emergency
    > >>room right away.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> Here's your badge, lady. Wear it with pride.
    > >>
    > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > >>
    > >> Number Two Idiot of 2004
    > >>Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to
    > >>steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in
    > >>getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for
    > >>a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming
    > >>towards them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the
    > >>emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated.
    > >>They are no longer employed at Boeing.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> Here's your badge, guys. .
    > >>
    > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > >>
    > >> Number Three Idiot of 2004
    > >>
    > >> A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a
    > >>downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "t his iz
    > >>a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line,
    > >>waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that
    > >>someone had seen him write the note
    > >>and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he
    > >>left
    > >>the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting
    > >>a
    > >>few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She
    > >>read
    > >>it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest
    > >>light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note
    > >>because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he
    > >>would
    > >>either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of
    > >>America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was
    > >>arrested a few minutes later , as he was waiting in the back at Bank of
    > >>America.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> Don't bother with this guy's badge. He probably couldn't read it
    > >>anyway.
    > >>
    > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > >>
    > >> Number Five Idiot of 2004
    > >>
    > >> A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and
    > >>demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put
    > >>the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted
    > >>behind the counter on
    > > >the
    > >>shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the
    > >>cashier refused and said, because I don't believe you are over 21."
    > >>The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to
    > >>him because he didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took
    > >>his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The
    > >>clerk looked it over and agreed that
    > >>the man was in fact over 21 and he put the Scotch in the bag. The robber
    > >>then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the
    > >>police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the
    > >>license. They arrested the robber two hours later.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> This guy definitely needs a badge!
    > >>
    > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > >>
    > >> Idiot Number Six of 2004
    > >>
    > >> A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving
    > >>revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner
    > >>moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
    > >>
    > >>This guy doesn't need a badge, he probably
    > >>figured it out himself.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > >>
    > >> Idiot Number Seven of 2004
    > >>
    > >> Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd
    > >>just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some
    > >>booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his
    > >>head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would
    > >>be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor
    > >>store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on
    > >>videotape. Oh, that smarts.
    > >>
    > >> Give him his badge.
    > >>
    > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > >>
    > >> Idiot Number Eight of 2004
    > >>
    > >> Ann Arbor: The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man
    > >>walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50 A. M.,
    > >>flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because
    > >>he said he couldn't open
    > >>the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion
    > >>rings,
    > >>the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man,
    > >>frustrated,
    > >>walked away. Give him a badge.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>Please note that all of the above people are allowed
    > >>to vote (and breed).
    >

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    Poster
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Duh! In The Playboy Mansion - Where Else? :P
    Posts
    90
    That is some funny sh*t!

    Where is number 4?

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    Autumn Fox's Avatar n00b
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    On the Throne of Hopeless
    Age
    32
    Posts
    823
    Originally posted by hippychick@6 August 2004 - 20:46
    > >2004 IDIOT BADGE winners.....
    (...)
    And 2003 and 2002 and earlier i think. Was damn funny then

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •