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Thread: Subservient President

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    Subservient President

    Here is the action script..

    The key words seems to appear in "else if (command.indexOf("Key word here") != -1)"

    [code]// Action script...

    // [Action in Frame 1]
    loadMovie("subPresSWF/default1.swf", viewer2);
    badguess = 0;
    suggestion = 0;
    suggestiontext = "";
    inputbox.onSetFocus = function (oldFocus)
    {
       inputbox.text = "";
    };
    submit.onRelease = function ()
    {
       command = new string(inputbox.text);
       inputbox.text = "";
       command = command.toLowerCase();
       responsebox.text = "";
       suggestion = 0;
       if (command.indexOf("osama") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/OsamaSaddam.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("saddam") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/OsamaSaddam.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("bin laden") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/OsamaSaddam.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("lie") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/OsamaSaddam.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("scapegoat") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/OsamaSaddam.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("war") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/OsamaSaddam.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("magic") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/OsamaSaddam.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("trick") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/OsamaSaddam.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("gulf war") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/OsamaSaddam.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("desert storm") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/OsamaSaddam.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("director") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/steveClub.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("directed") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/steveClub.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("steve") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("http://www.annenberg.edu/labyrinth/development/subPresSWF/steveClub.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("revenge") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/steveClub.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("responsible") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/steveClub.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("reveal") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/alien.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("secret") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/alien.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("alien") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/alien.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("mask") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/alien.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("mission accomplished") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/bowSmall.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("bravo") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/bowSmall.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("won") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/bowSmall.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("bow") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/bowSmall.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("thank") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/bowSmall.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("encore") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/bowSmall.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("cool") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/bowSmall.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("bye") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/bowSmall.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("rock") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/bowSmall.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("congratulations") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/bowSmall.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("nice") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/bowSmall.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("constitution") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/constitution.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("uphold") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/law.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("legal") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/constitution.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("preserve") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/constitution.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("protect") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/constitution.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("defend") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/constitution.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("violate") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/constitution.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("oath") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/constitution.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("office") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/constitution.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("dance") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/danceCaroline.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/dancePrisoner.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("party") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/danceCaroline.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/dancePrisoner.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("laura") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/danceCaroline.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("drink") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/drunk.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("drunk") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/drunk.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("alcohol") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/drunk.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("tequila") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/drunk.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("scotch") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/drunk.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("bourbon") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/drunk.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("gin") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/drunk.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("obnoxious") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/drunk.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("vodka") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/drunk.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("beer") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/drunk.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("drive") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/drunk.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("drunk driving") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/drunk.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("flip") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/finger1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("michael moore") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/finger1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("fahrenheit") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/finger1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("bird") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/finger1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("france") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/finger1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("suck") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/finger1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("bite") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/finger1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("jerk") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/finger1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("go to hell") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/finger1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("die") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/finger1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("conviction") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/finger1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("buy election") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/giveSuitcase.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("buy influence") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/giveSuitcase.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("halliburton") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/giveSuitcase.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("chalabi") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/giveSuitcase.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("carlyle group") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/giveSuitcase.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("rebuild iraq") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/giveSuitcase.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("government contract") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/giveSuitcase.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("pay") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/giveSuitcase.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("payoff") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/giveSuitcase.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("payola") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/giveSuitcase.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("foreign policy") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/trainRob2.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/hatGuns1.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("mess texas") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/trainRob2.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/hatGuns1.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("diplomacy") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/trainRob2.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/hatGuns1.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("cowboy") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/trainRob2.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/hatGuns1.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("shoot") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/trainRob2.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/hatGuns1.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("gun") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/trainRob2.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/hatGuns1.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("terror") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/trainRob2.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/hatGuns1.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("hide") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/hideFlag.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/wrapFlag.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("usa") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/hideFlag.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/wrapFlag.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("patriot act") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/hideFlag.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/wrapFlag.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("wrap") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/hideFlag.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/wrapFlag.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("kiss flag") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/kissFlag.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("love") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/kissFlag.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("bless") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/kissFlag.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("america") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/kissFlag.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("campaign strategy") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/kissFlag.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("raise money") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/kissMoney.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/throwMoney.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("favorite thing") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/kissMoney.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/throwMoney.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("cut taxes") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/kissMoney.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/throwMoney.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("concentrate wealth") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/kissMoney.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/throwMoney.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("rich") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/kissMoney.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/throwMoney.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("capital gains") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/kissMoney.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/throwMoney.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("nuke") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/launchNukes.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("nuclear") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/launchNukes.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("blow up") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/launchNukes.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("star wars") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/launchNukes.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("missile") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/launchNukes.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("first strike") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/launchNukes.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("iran") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/launchNukes.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("north korea") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/launchNukes.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("button") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/launchNukes.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("launch") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/launchNukes.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("bomb") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/launchNukes.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("wmd") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/lookWMD.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/searchWMD.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("destruction") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/lookWMD.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/searchWMD.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("inspect") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/lookWMD.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/searchWMD.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("weapons") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/lookWMD.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/searchWMD.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("search") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/lookWMD.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/searchWMD.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("look for") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/lookWMD.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/searchWMD.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("crawl under") != -1)
       {
           randomizer = random(2);
           if (randomizer == 0)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/lookWMD.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           if (randomizer == 1)
           {
               loadMovie("subPresSWF/searchWMD.swf", viewer);
           } // end if
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("hot") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/mopBrow.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("sweaty") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/mopBrow.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("wipe") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/mopBrow.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("nervous") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/mopBrow.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("sweat") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/mopBrow.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("nose") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/nosePick.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("booger") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/nosePick.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("pick") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/nosePick.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("moron") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/nosePick.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("gay marriage") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/nyaa.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("womens rights") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/nyaa.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("civil rights") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/nyaa.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("supreme court") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/nyaa.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("united nations") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/nyaa.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("opinion poll") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/nyaa.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("public opinion") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/nyaa.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("deregulat") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/nyaa.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("environment") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/nyaa.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("peace") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/peaceSigns.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("cease fire") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/peaceSigns.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("politics") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/peaceSigns.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("nixon") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/peaceSigns.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("declare victory") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/peaceSigns.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("pray") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/pray.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("reagan") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/pray.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("christian") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/pray.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("abuse") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/clubPrisoner.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("prisoner") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/clubPrisoner.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("torture") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/clubPrisoner.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("club") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/clubPrisoner.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("beat") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/clubPrisoner.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("punch") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/clubPrisoner.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("interrogate") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/kickPrisoner.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("question") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/kickPrisoner.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("kick") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/kickPrisoner.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("soften") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/kickPrisoner.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("strangle") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/stranglePrisoner.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("choke") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/stranglePrisoner.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("photograph") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/photoPrisoner.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("abu ghraib") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/photoPrisoner.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("humiliate") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/photoPrisoner.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("geneva convention") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/photoPrisoner.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("campaign finance reform") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("fundraiser") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("corruption") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("money") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("texaco") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("funds") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("raise money") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("bribe") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("donation") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("pac") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("soft money") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("special interests") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("nra") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("democracy") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("oil industry") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("enron") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("mbna") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("kenneth lay") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("pander") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("draft") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/runAway.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("awol") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/runAway.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("national guard") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/runAway.swf", viewer);
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           loadMovie("subPresSWF/runAway.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
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           loadMovie("subPresSWF/runAway.swf", viewer);
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           loadMovie("subPresSWF/runAway.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
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       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/shhh.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("steal election") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/shhh.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
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       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/shhh.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
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           loadMovie("subPresSWF/shhh.swf", viewer);
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           loadMovie("subPresSWF/shhh.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
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           loadMovie("subPresSWF/shhh.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
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       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/shhh.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("arrested") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/shhh.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("cover") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/shhh.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
       else if (command.indexOf("truth") != -1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/shrugMed.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
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       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/shrugMed.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
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       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/shrugMed.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
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       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/shrugMed.swf", viewer);
           badguess = 0;
       }
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       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/shrugMed.swf", viewer);
           bad

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    I guess geeks do have senses of humour .....kinda...


    If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
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    gay

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    vidcc's Avatar there is no god
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    This is just like real life...talk to bush and all he does is scratch his head and look confused

    itís an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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    he doesn't seem to do anything
    <span style='color:black'>websites that are actually good</span>
    http://www.sputnik7.com - music videos &amp; short films &amp; anime
    http://www.atomfilms.com - more short films
    http://www.howstuffworks.com - learning can be fun
    http://www.caedes.net - probably the best wallpapers on the net

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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    Nothing happens, he just stands there looking like a twat..

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    RGX's Avatar Unstoppable
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    Originally posted by barbarossa@9 August 2004 - 09:44
    Nothing happens, he just stands there looking like a twat..
    Type "Dance" and hit "Submit". (Enter doesn't work).
    Last edited by Barbarossa; 04-03-2007 at 11:32 AM.

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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    No, for some reason it doesn&#39;t work.. the only way I can see the actions is to click on them here


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    DanB's Avatar Smoke weed everyday
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    Originally posted by RGX+9 August 2004 - 17:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (RGX @ 9 August 2004 - 17:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-barbarossa@9 August 2004 - 09:44
    Nothing happens, he just stands there looking like a twat..&nbsp;
    Type "Dance" and hit "Submit". (Enter doesn't work). [/b][/quote]
    Type torture and press submit
    Last edited by Barbarossa; 04-03-2007 at 11:32 AM.

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    Mildly entertaining.

    But what the flukk happened to this thread?

    Or is there something screwy with my browser?

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