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    HEY! i didnt do this! i copy and pasted this from web site wich has many other files too! here it is : here!!!!!!

    Background on climbing techniques:
    May rumors have been said that ninja's can fly or they can climb flat,
    Vertical walls, with no sweat...bullshit...i, personally have a hell of a
    Work out when i climb walls, some times i stay stuck to a wall for over
    An hour just to get some rest. The ancient ninja's used a very well con-
    Structed tool called the tekagi (hand claws), and the ashiko (literally
    Translated, foot claws, like on cats.). The ones you see in those mail
    Order shits, are very fragile and weak...i have tested over twenty different
    Ones, they all broke after the second or the third climb. But i'll tell
    You one thing, they are hella good for a matter of fact, i know
    This guy, one of my brothers of the clan, killed an assaultant with it.
    The assultant had a gun and he just slashed his hand apart, he bled to death.
    Anyways...enuff of this boring stuff.

    I won't tell you how to make a well, constructed tekagi or ashiko, since i
    Myself still cannot make it perfectly...which kinda means something.
    The rules of weapons in the ninjutsu system is that, if you cannot build
    It you cannot use it. As my master says.

    Climbing a wall that is flat and vertical
    Ha! Ha! You say...impossible to the say...
    Well...if you are well trained, you can climb a flat wall as high as
    20 feet. One of my brothers of the clan can do it. I can only get up
    About 15 feet.
    All it takes is practice, which i really don't do anymore.

    To be physically fit for this, you shoud do the following exercises.
    *** warning ***
    Don't try anything that may harm your health or your life.
    Don't over-exercise yourself...i'll guarantee you'll get board of it.

    Jump as high as you can repeatedly ( start at 10 times a day )
    ( work up to 50 times.... )

    Stretch your legs afterwards
    - do front splits on your right ( you don't have to go all )
    - do front splits on your left ( the way down on the splits )
    - do side splits ( it'll go down eventually.. )

    Okay after your exercise, drill the following 10 more than 10...
    You'll find out why...

    - look for a wall about 5 feet above your own height. Make sure it is a
    Sturdy wall...
    - run as fast as you can to the wall and start climbing. As you climb,
    Put your body as close to the wall as possible.
    - at your first attempt at this, you should be able to step two times on
    The wall and slip and drop to the ground.
    - just tuck your body as soon as you make your first step on the wall.
    Then your other steps will become natural.
    - you will know when you are losing the grip on the wall, that is when
    You reach for the top.
    - as you reach for the top, push up off the wall.
    - you should be able to grab the top.
    - if you get to this point of hanging at the edge of the top of the wall,
    Then consider yourself already up.
    - now all you have to do is use the elbow lock system to climb up to the
    Top, or you can kip up.
    - ( kipping up ) - as you hang, pull your legs up as high as possible.
    Remember to keep your legs as straight as possible. When you get your
    Body to bend about a 90 degree bend or less, then push off the wall with
    Your legs and as soon as your feet come off of the wall, pull up with your

    All this sounds so damn easy to anyone...but it isn't...i am sorry that this
    Is not a technique that everyone can learn in a matter of months. It took
    Me 5 years to get 15 feet. 5 fucking years!!!

    So don't get discouraged...if you get twice your height, you should be proud.
    Work hard on it...if you can work on some weights on the bi-ceps and tri-ceps.
    Don't over build your body though. Also try to develop elbow and wrist power.

    Push yourself if got the may end up doing things you only dreamt

    I hope this works!!! me thi big ninja

  2. Lounge   -   #2
    why dont you give us a picture of a guy climbing a wall using your technique? j/k

  3. Lounge   -   #3
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    heh! i dont really know how to climb! im not aruthuror of Ninja009 series!! well i have Ninja009 serie that has how to lock pic!

  4. Lounge   -   #4
    If anyone's interested there is a good ninja handbook on Kazaa. It's called "Secrets of the Ninja" by Ashida Kim (Dojo Press 2000) and is an excellent beginners guide to the Art. It has a particularly interesting section on meditation and breathing techniques. If anyone else knows of this book please post as I'd like to hear your opinion.
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  5. Lounge   -   #5
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    Finland! SUOMI!!!!!
    thanks man!

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    hey! why one would try wall climbing with that?

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    Is "Secrets of the Ninja" by the same guy that did "Ninja Mind Control" and "The Invisible Fist: Secret Ninja Methods of Vanishing without a Trace?"

    If so (and I think it is), I swear I haven't laughed so hard in years. I almost bought both of those so I could look back and laugh.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    Originally posted by Akseli@23 March 2003 - 20:22
    All it takes is practice, which i really don't do anymore.
    I have to agree, Practice is for ppl who cant do it.

    Aint talking 'bout ninjas here offcourse....

    Funny topic tho.

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