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    DanB's Avatar Smoke weed everyday
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    It goes on a bit but worth waiting till the end....

    Extract from an Aussie radio station Just imagine sitting in traffic on
    your way to work and hearing this.  Many Sydney folk DID hear this on
    the FOX -FM morning show in Sydney.  The DJs play a game where they
    award winners great prizes.  The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs
    call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved
    with someone.  If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked
    3 random yet highly personal questions.  The person is also asked to
    divulge the name of their partner (with phone number off air) for
    verification. If their partner answers those same 3 questions
    correctly, they both win the prize

    Start:..............

    DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"

    Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."

    DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if
    you win. What is your name? First only please."

    Contestant: "Brian."

    DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"

    Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married"

    DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."

    Brian: "Sarah."

    DJ: "Is Sarah at work, Brian?"

    Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."

    DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"

    Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."

    DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."  "Question 2 - How long did it last?"

    Brian: "About 10 minutes."

    DJ: "Okay. Final question.  Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
    morning?"

    Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us
    for a couple of weeks..."
    and the Mother-In-Law was in our shower at the time."    "On the
    kitchen table."

    DJ: "That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done
    it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number
    and call her up. You listen to this."

    DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?" (touch
    tones.....ringing....)

    Clerk: "Kinkos."

    DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"

    Clerk: "This is she."

    DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now
    and I've been talking with Brian"  He is on the line with us. Brian
    knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose.  Sooooooo... do you
    know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"

    Sarah: "No."

    DJ: "Good!"

    Brian: (laughing)

    Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"

    Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be
    completely honest."

    DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah.  If
    your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to
    the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
    "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"

    Sara: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."

    DJ: "What time?"

    Sara: "Around 8 this morning."

    DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"

    Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe."

    DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
    manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away
    from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"

    Sara: (laughing) "Yes."

    DJ: "Where did you have it?"

    Sara: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"

    Brian: "Just tell him, honey."

    DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?"

    Sara: "Well..."

    DJ: Come on Sara.....where did you have it?

    Sara: "Up the arse....."

    After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station
    break"


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    Filliz's Avatar ______________
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    LMAO!

    hmm...asspie

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    Hell they deserve the vacation because they had anal sex on a kitchen table
    Ohh noo!!! I make dribbles!!!

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    DanB's Avatar Smoke weed everyday
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    Originally posted by Keikan@10 August 2004 - 15:54
    Hell they deserve the vacation because they had anal sex on a kitchen table
    and then told everyone

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    bujub22's Avatar THE GREAT
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    o shite!

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    Oh man, i'd have an accident if i were to hear it while driving.

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