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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    > 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

    > 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

    > 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

    > 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

    > 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

    > 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

    > 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.


    > 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

    > 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

    > 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

    > 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

    > 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

    > 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
    > checkbooks.

    > 14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

    > 15. Sadly, all men are created equal.


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    funny stuff

    seems this one has hit the bullseye
    14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

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    I'm just giving you "GUYS" a hard time...lol...sence there's not many of us women on this board...I luv y'all peace

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    Originally posted by hippychick@11 August 2004 - 18:57
    I'm just giving you "GUYS" a hard time...lol...sence there's not many of us women on this board...I luv y'all peace
    awwwwww

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    Originally posted by cpt_azad+12 August 2004 - 03:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cpt_azad @ 12 August 2004 - 03:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hippychick@11 August 2004 - 18:57
    I&#39;m just giving you "GUYS" a hard time...lol...sence there&#39;s not many of us women on this board...I luv y&#39;all&nbsp; &nbsp; peace
    awwwwww [/b][/quote]
    Don&#39;t get your hopes up

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    Originally posted by Autumn Fox+11 August 2004 - 23:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Autumn Fox @ 11 August 2004 - 23:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by cpt_azad@12 August 2004 - 03:05
    <!--QuoteBegin-hippychick
    @11 August 2004 - 18:57
    I&#39;m just giving you "GUYS" a hard time...lol...sence there&#39;s not many of us women on this board...I luv y&#39;all* * peace

    awwwwww
    Don&#39;t get your hopes up [/b][/quote]
    i wont, i let that happen too many times

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