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    Since Im such a miserable mood, a few suggestions I found...


    When on holiday, set your alarm clocks to go off early at high volume.
    Smear fake tan all over phone receiver, and watch the colour change on your victim.
    Pour powdered milk in your targets bed, when they sweat it will melt onto them and stink. The milk stays in the pores for days.
    Bet your pal they cant get a pool ball into their mouth. Maybe they can get it in, but not out. The hospitals own a device for getting them out.
    Using a syringe, inject garlic or chilli oil into their toothpaste.
    Repeatedly pour oil under your targets car, the will think they have a leak.
    Pour popcorn in their exhaust pipe, when it gets hot...it pops.
    Fill targets umbrella/coat hood with hole punch waste.
    Put dog poo down golf holes.
    Pour bird seed on victims car. It will be covered in bird poo before long.
    Put gelatine down targets toilet, it sets hard in a few days.
    Write a message in the grass with weedkiller. Takes forever to grow out.
    Throw meat balls into garden, followed by an empty rat poison box.

    Feel free to add to, I need more idea's for those pesky kids.
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    remind me never to get on the wrong side of you

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    Cling-film on the toilet seat...
    Raw fish lodged behind a radiator or sewn into the curtains...
    Swapping the labels on tins of food...

    This sort of thing?

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    Originally posted by TheDave@11 August 2004 - 16:19
    remind me never to get on the wrong side of you
    Good plan at the mo.
    Mwahahaha



    Place small rocks inside their hub caps. Makes an annoying rattle, and is hard to find.
    Replace contents of shampoo with hair remover.
    Pour talc in hairdryer.
    Advertise your boss's job in the paper with his number to reply on.
    While they are away, cover targets carpet with water and cress seeds.
    Put food colouring into the water reservoir of targets iron.
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    Put clear plastic over the toilet- classic!

    like colin said, darn.

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    Unleash Proper Bo on them!

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    Originally posted by Gurahl@11 August 2004 - 16:30
    Unleash Proper Bo on them!
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    Originally posted by lilmiss+11 August 2004 - 16:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 11 August 2004 - 16:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Gurahl@11 August 2004 - 16:30
    Unleash Proper Bo on them&#33;&nbsp;
    [/b][/quote]
    thats a bit h4r5h

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    Originally posted by TheDave+11 August 2004 - 17:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheDave @ 11 August 2004 - 17:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by lilmiss@11 August 2004 - 16:35
    <!--QuoteBegin-Gurahl
    @11 August 2004 - 16:30
    Unleash Proper Bo on them&#33;&nbsp;

    thats a bit h4r5h [/b][/quote]
    Just a bit

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