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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    The correct way to call the Police


    > George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up
    > > to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the
    > > light on in the garden shed which she could see from
    > > the bedroom window. George opened the back door to
    > > go turn off the light but saw that there were people
    > > in the shed stealing things.
    > >
    > > He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your
    > >house?" and he said no. Then they said that all
    > > patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock
    > > his door and an officer would be along when
    > > available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to
    > > 30, and phoned the police again.
    > >
    > > "Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because
    > > there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have
    > > to worry about them now cause I've just shot them
    > > all". Then he hung up.
    > >
    > >Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed
    > > Response unit and an ambulance showed up at the
    > >Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the
    > >burglars red handed.
    > > One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you
    > > said that you'd shot them!"
    > >
    > > George said, "I thought you said there was nobody
    > >available!"

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