Some News Today That Made Me Smile

[Mathea]

well i guess so... i mean we got sex toys that are shaped like animals etc

like the butterflies.... or the tiny vibrating gerbil/mouse.... oh and blow up sheep and pigs...




though technically they ARENT sex toys, as all products says "for novelty purposes only"

[TheDave]

yeah, whatever



[off-topic] i just confirmed i'm a northern basterd, but i closed the moderation and cant be arsed to type mod tap down and return
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[Rip The Jacker]

In my opinion Paris Hilton looks like an anorexic slut.

[Darth Sushi]

Originally posted by Rip The Jacker@14 August 2004 - 05:07
In my opinion Paris Hilton looks like an anorexic slut.

Perhaps, but if she offers it to you, would you really decline the offer?

[TheDave]

Originally posted by Darth Sushi+14 August 2004 - 04:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Darth Sushi @ 14 August 2004 - 04:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Rip The Jacker@14 August 2004 - 05:07
In my opinion Paris Hilton looks like an anorexic slut.

Perhaps, but if she offers it to you, would you really decline the offer? [/b][/quote]
she&#39;s probably below the average of the normal girl off the street

really really not special, theres a chance of saying no, really

[Rip The Jacker]

Originally posted by Darth Sushi@13 August 2004 - 20:20
would you really decline the offer?

Hell no. I never said there was anything wrong with anorexic sluts.

[Darth Sushi]

Originally posted by Rip The Jacker+14 August 2004 - 05:30--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rip The Jacker &#064; 14 August 2004 - 05:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-Darth Sushi@13 August 2004 - 20:20
would you really decline the offer?

Hell no. I never said there was anything wrong with anorexic sluts. [/b][/quote]
Right on I would be all over it myself.

[Darth Sushi]

Originally posted by TheDave@14 August 2004 - 05:25
she&#39;s probably below the average of the normal girl off the street

really really not special, theres a chance of saying no, really

Where do you cruise (AKA as goat roping in Texas)? Rodeo Drive?

[TheDave]

britain, and we arent exactly famous for our women either