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    Let's say, hypothetically speaking that I hypothetically had a late night which culminated in some experimental cookery around 1-2 o'clock in the morning.

    Now lets say that I woke up at oh, 8 with a heartburn from the hypothetical cookery, from dreams of playing a very bad game of football against a team of indian manservants whose mistresses I'd driven to Germany to watch aforementioned match. In this hypothetical dream proper bo was standing in the audience cheering my team on. (which hypothetically speaking was very disconcerting, as my mental image of bo apparently is a disembodied( ) avatar &signature as worn on this forum).

    As I hypothetically woke up from this hypothetical dream at 8 I went to take a leak, hypothetically speaking. Hypothetically, somewhere on the way I grabbed someone's corrective braces, and for reasons unknown to anyone, hypothetically speaking, I hypothetically extended my arm and hypothetically dropped the hypothetical braces in the toilet while hypothetically contemplating the significance of aforementioned hypothetical dream.

    After having picked up the hypothetical braces out of the hypothetical water-closet. How should I hypothetically clean the braces?

    So far I've hypothetically washed my hand about seven hypothetical times (including rubbing it twice all over with a very rough hypothetical brush), and doused it twice in rubbing alcohol, hypothetically.

    But as for the hypothetical braces, they hypothetically include a rather large plastic component. I'm not sure one could boil them.


    The person in question prolly needs them, hypothetically.

    This is a purely hypothetical question as I'm sure no one in their right mind or not, regardless of any activities preceeding any hypothetical experimental cookery, would be so daft as to do it for real, hypothetically.

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    maybe you could only hypothetically boil em then they'd only hypothetically melt

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    Originally posted by *goddess*@15 August 2004 - 14:09
    maybe you could only hypothetically boil em then they'd only hypothetically melt
    Hmm.

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    How bout steam cleaning? I got a cleaner here, just hypothetically get the hypothetical person to send the hypothetical braces and I'll hypothetically clean em and hypothetically post em back to ya.


    Phew


    I'm hypothetically stuffed

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    Hypothetically speaking...

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    Can't you put them in Dettol or something?

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    Maybe you could sterilise em with that stuff they use for babies bottles, hypothetically speaking that is



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    How about throwing the braces away pathetically

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    Given urine is sterile and the assumption that you keep a clean latrine, a quick rinse under the tap should suffice.

    Hypothetically
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@15 August 2004 - 14:16
    How about throwing the braces away pathetically 

    Jonno B)
    No can do, I'd have to fork up for a pair of new ones, and as the hypothetical person is over eighteen and thus not covered in full by the social dental-thing, it'd be pretty damned expensive as those things are custom jobs.

    @dan: I was thinking of putting it in alcohol for the night, but it seemed a waste of good vodka. Hypothetically.

    @manker: I'm sure the person in question wouldn't react to kindly to that if they found out, hypothetically.

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