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    *goddess*'s Avatar Oh bugger BT Rep: +7BT Rep +7
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    Do ya think it's possible to shove it up Cely's own arse??



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    Originally posted by *goddess*@16 August 2004 - 13:31
    Do ya think it's possible to shove it up Cely's own arse??


    Have to get his head out of there first
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    I thought lettuce' had heads not celery.

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    Originally posted by *goddess*@16 August 2004 - 14:31
    Do ya think it's possible to shove it up Cely's own arse??


    That was my intention, yes.


    @Manker: if the head fits, the celery is peanuts.......


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    i can't remember the evil things i have done

    but i know i have done some stuff

    i'm eviiilll !!!

    but im a nice person usually
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    Drunk a bottle of whisky one crimbo at a mate!!..Threw-up,wrecked the sofa n kiddies presents!!

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    I threw rotton eggs on top of someones tent structure out their back garden the other week as we were all drunk as fuck. It probably stank, and still hasnt been cleaned off as they cant see it.

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    I threw someone's binder with all their precious schoolwork in the trash
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    Originally posted by ziggyjuarez@15 August 2004 - 14:09
    I created jive talk.
    like Yea Botha,Dam SON,yo dog ect?

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    Can't think of anything really evil right now, but I remember one thing I did which I payed for.

    A lot of people were going down to a park nearby where I live, so I met up with a couple of friends at this girls house. Shes really vain and self concious (and a bitch) but while I was hanging out in her bedroom () I noticed a red and black lacy bra hanging over one of her bedposts....before she could notice it was out, I snatched it and put it in my pocket, figuring it would be hilarious to bring out later.

    Fast forward 20 minutes and theres some 20-30 of us in this park, all friends, and this girl is the centre of conversation....I cant remember what she was saying but everyone was looking at her so I thought now was the perfect time.....with a flick of my wrist I pulled the bra from my pocket and managed to succesfully land it on her boobs....bad move...

    She looked at me in disbelief, and everyone around was laughing, knowing it was her bra.....she then gave me quite possibly the most scary look I have ever been given in my life. I knew what was coming next, so I did the the only manly sensible thing to do. I ran for my fucking life.

    Let me give you some background on this girl. She works out. Shes well muscled. She does running as a regular activity. Needless to say, after 3 minutes of being chased round the park she showed no sign of stopping and I was running out of breath. I came to a halt next to my friends and laughed, hoping she'd have got over it by now and would laugh too.

    Unfortunalty, she tackled me like a pro wrestler and smacked me in the face with her fore arm, right on the nose. I don't quite remember what happened next as she threw me around like a rag doll, due to the searing pain, but I knew i was getting my arse kicked and it was probably hilarious to watch.

    Few minutes later, all was good, excpet for my painful nose.

    Personally I think she should have apologised to me.

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