i flicked someone in the eyes
i flicked someone in the eyes
Single handedly destroying the NHS from the inside
i jabbed someone in the eye - in my defense i was upset and wanted to be left alone, and i also made quip to go with it
The Sexay Half Of ABBA And Max: Freelance Plants
In a phone-in I willfully voted for Rolf Harris's "Two little boys" so people would have to listen to it.
I confess, it was the voices that made me do it.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
RGX, what can I say but....
Eejit.
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Most evil thing I've ever done was shot a piece of poop up a power line.
Originally posted by RGX@17 August 2004 - 14:33
Can't think of anything really evil right now, but I remember one thing I did which I payed for.
A lot of people were going down to a park nearby where I live, so I met up with a couple of friends at this girls house. Shes really vain and self concious (and a bitch) but while I was hanging out in her bedroom () I noticed a red and black lacy bra hanging over one of her bedposts....before she could notice it was out, I snatched it and put it in my pocket, figuring it would be hilarious to bring out later.
Fast forward 20 minutes and theres some 20-30 of us in this park, all friends, and this girl is the centre of conversation....I cant remember what she was saying but everyone was looking at her so I thought now was the perfect time.....with a flick of my wrist I pulled the bra from my pocket and managed to succesfully land it on her boobs....bad move...
She looked at me in disbelief, and everyone around was laughing, knowing it was her bra.....she then gave me quite possibly the most scary look I have ever been given in my life. I knew what was coming next, so I did the the only manly sensible thing to do. I ran for my fucking life.
Let me give you some background on this girl. She works out. Shes well muscled. She does running as a regular activity. Needless to say, after 3 minutes of being chased round the park she showed no sign of stopping and I was running out of breath. I came to a halt next to my friends and laughed, hoping she'd have got over it by now and would laugh too.
Unfortunalty, she tackled me like a pro wrestler and smacked me in the face with her fore arm, right on the nose. I don't quite remember what happened next as she threw me around like a rag doll, due to the searing pain, but I knew i was getting my arse kicked and it was probably hilarious to watch.
Few minutes later, all was good, excpet for my painful nose.
Personally I think she should have apologised to me.
Thats so funny!
Originally posted by HardcoreGamer+18 August 2004 - 04:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (HardcoreGamer @ 18 August 2004 - 04:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-RGX@17 August 2004 - 14:33
Can't think of anything really evil right now, but I remember one thing I did which I payed for.
A lot of people were going down to a park nearby where I live, so I met up with a couple of friends at this girls house. Shes really vain and self concious (and a bitch) but while I was hanging out in her bedroom () I noticed a red and black lacy bra hanging over one of her bedposts....before she could notice it was out, I snatched it and put it in my pocket, figuring it would be hilarious to bring out later.
Fast forward 20 minutes and theres some 20-30 of us in this park, all friends, and this girl is the centre of conversation....I cant remember what she was saying but everyone was looking at her so I thought now was the perfect time.....with a flick of my wrist I pulled the bra from my pocket and managed to succesfully land it on her boobs....bad move...
She looked at me in disbelief, and everyone around was laughing, knowing it was her bra.....she then gave me quite possibly the most scary look I have ever been given in my life. I knew what was coming next, so I did the the only manly sensible thing to do. I ran for my fucking life.
Let me give you some background on this girl. She works out. Shes well muscled. She does running as a regular activity. Needless to say, after 3 minutes of being chased round the park she showed no sign of stopping and I was running out of breath. I came to a halt next to my friends and laughed, hoping she'd have got over it by now and would laugh too.
Unfortunalty, she tackled me like a pro wrestler and smacked me in the face with her fore arm, right on the nose. I don't quite remember what happened next as she threw me around like a rag doll, due to the searing pain, but I knew i was getting my arse kicked and it was probably hilarious to watch.
Few minutes later, all was good, excpet for my painful nose.
Personally I think she should have apologised to me.
Thats so funny! [/b][/quote]
OWN3D
I would have kept itOriginally posted by RGX@17 August 2004 - 11:33
Can't think of anything really evil right now, but I remember one thing I did which I payed for.
A lot of people were going down to a park nearby where I live, so I met up with a couple of friends at this girls house. Shes really vain and self concious (and a bitch) but while I was hanging out in her bedroom () I noticed a red and black lacy bra hanging over one of her bedposts....before she could notice it was out, I snatched it and put it in my pocket, figuring it would be hilarious to bring out later.
Fast forward 20 minutes and theres some 20-30 of us in this park, all friends, and this girl is the centre of conversation....I cant remember what she was saying but everyone was looking at her so I thought now was the perfect time.....with a flick of my wrist I pulled the bra from my pocket and managed to succesfully land it on her boobs....bad move...
She looked at me in disbelief, and everyone around was laughing, knowing it was her bra.....she then gave me quite possibly the most scary look I have ever been given in my life. I knew what was coming next, so I did the the only manly sensible thing to do. I ran for my fucking life.
Let me give you some background on this girl. She works out. Shes well muscled. She does running as a regular activity. Needless to say, after 3 minutes of being chased round the park she showed no sign of stopping and I was running out of breath. I came to a halt next to my friends and laughed, hoping she'd have got over it by now and would laugh too.
Unfortunalty, she tackled me like a pro wrestler and smacked me in the face with her fore arm, right on the nose. I don't quite remember what happened next as she threw me around like a rag doll, due to the searing pain, but I knew i was getting my arse kicked and it was probably hilarious to watch.
Few minutes later, all was good, excpet for my painful nose.
Personally I think she should have apologised to me.
Ohh noo!!! I make dribbles!!!
and wtf were u doing in her bedroom?
maybe looking for items to put into his collection?
Ohh noo!!! I make dribbles!!!
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