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    Im drinking fruit that has been stewing in a bottle of schnapps all weekend. Do you think this is why my tummy hurts?

    Obviously, Im drinking the schnapps too.
    I feel a bit wobbly.
    Prepare for the singing.




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    Originally posted by lilmiss@15 August 2004 - 22:53
    Im drinking fruit that has been stewing in a bottle of schnapps all weekend. Do you think this is why my tummy hurts?

    Obviously, Im drinking the schnapps too.
    I feel a bit wobbly.
    Prepare for the singing.




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    I can hear the faint strains of 'Wooden Heart' now. It sounds German. Must be the Schnapps.
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    Actually, I've been singing "7 Drunken Nights",
    But my accent is pants.

    <span style='color:purple'>"Yer drunk, yer drunk,
    Yea silly ole man....."



    see?


    Cor, my belly is talking now.
    What goes well with alcohol?
    Cheesecake or Milky bar mousse? </span>
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    Originally posted by lilmiss@16 August 2004 - 01:01
    What goes well with alcohol?
    More alcohol&#33; :guinesssmile:


    Eating when drinking, the surest way to be sick in the morning (and part of the afternoon, too&#33

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    Well all I can say is;

    <span style='color:purple'>This is a good job, this isn&#39;t a hospital, or I&#39;d sue the lot of ya. :helpsmile:

    Here&#39;s me, risking my life by testing myself on putrid alcohol,
    And where are you guys?
    Asleep no doubt.

    Fine, I&#39;ll just get more drunk without cha&#39;s.

    Aha Gurahl, are you trying to make my stochach curdle?
    Cheesecake and mousse indeed.
    I&#39;ve opted for a slice of Red Leicester instead.
    Im onto your willey ways. </span>
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    Bad Dan.
    Gerrof me cheese.


    Looky this stuff...

    I think I may suffer a nasty death.
    Or a hangover at least. :helpsmile:
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    Ooh that looks interesting to say the least

    Schanpps and fruit you say?

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    Yup, melon n strawberries.
    Its potent.

    Trying to work out if my friends pee&#39;d in it tho.
    Looks a bit dubious, doesn&#39;t it?



    You feeling more sober now?
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    http&#58;//hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/eughhhh.JPG
    eughhhh? Not exactly the sound you&#39;re expecting from someone enjoying a glass...
    Maybe you just should lay down the stuff and drink something (a little) more wholesome?

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