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Thread: Rectum Stretcher

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion
    Rectum Stretcher

    While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.

    The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry? "

    I replied, "I'm late for work."

    "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

    I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."

    The cop said "What is a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"

    I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

    The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"

    I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..."

    The ticket -- $95 dollars.

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    Aug 2003
    Surrey, BC
    lmao, if i was the cop i'd pretty much kick his ass lol

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  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    Autumn Fox's Avatar n00b
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    Jul 2003
    On the Throne of Hopeless
    Oh man I'd put him in in jail for 24 or 48 hours with some perverts or rapists or both


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