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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    > A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign
    > out of the corner of his eye that reads:
    >
    > SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    > HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    > 10 MILES
    >
    > He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on without a
    second
    > thought......Soon he sees another sign that says:
    >
    > SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    > HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    > 5 MILES
    >
    > Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real....Then he
    > drives past a third sign saying:
    >
    > SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    > HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    > NEXT RIGHT
    >
    > His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive....On the
    > side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the
    > door reading:
    >
    > SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    >
    > He climbs the steps and rings the bell.... The door is answered by a nun
    in
    > a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"....
    >
    > He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
    > possibly doing business."
    >
    > "Very well, my son. Please follow me."
    >
    > He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite
    disoriented....The
    > nun stops at a closed door and instructs the man to knock on the door. He
    > does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup
    > answers the door.....This nun instructs him to place $100 in the cup then
    go
    > through the large wooden door at the end of th end of the hallway.
    >
    > He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup.....
    He
    > trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it
    > shut...... As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the
    > parking lot, facing another small sign:
    >
    > GO IN PEACE.
    > YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
    > BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
    > SERVES YOU RIGHT, SINNER.

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    Smith's Avatar Since 1989.. BT Rep: +1
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    Lol!!!!!1

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    this was posted before... in ipb. you repost it?

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Quote Originally Posted by maskawaih
    this was posted before... in ipb. you repost it?
    What is IPB? lol I guess not...this is an old post

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    nvm... i was mistaken. didnt look at the post date

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    Quote Originally Posted by maskawaih
    nvm... i was mistaken. didnt look at the post date


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