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    DanB's Avatar Smoke weed everyday
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    I updated a paragraph on my CV to include the job I got sacked from

    Not bad for 2 weeks unemployment

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    *goddess*'s Avatar Oh bugger BT Rep: +7BT Rep +7
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    Bugger, thought you were gonna say you'd got a job.


    Did you check out the possibility of unfair dismissal claim?

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    Yeah but Dan, hav'nt you found that while you're not working time flies by?
    I did when I was'nt working, weeks just flew by man, it was scary

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    I never wrote a CV, not sure I'd include everything I've done anyway.

    Lets just say that my brief period of working for ford was a tad, hmmm, counter-productive.

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    Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 August 2004 - 15:08
    Yeah but Dan, hav'nt you found that while you're not working time flies by?
    I did when I was'nt working, weeks just flew by man, it was scary

    Jonno B)
    Bet you just sat around tweaking your nob.

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    Originally posted by SnnY@17 August 2004 - 23:14
    I never wrote a CV, not sure I'd include everything I've done anyway.

    Lets just say that my brief period of working for ford was a tad, hmmm, counter-productive.
    CV's are never a true account of your employment history tho.

    You make up/embellish good stuff and omit any negative stuff.



    How'd you know what Jonno was up to while unemployed, he leave the webcam on for ya?

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    Originally posted by *goddess*+17 August 2004 - 15:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (*goddess* @ 17 August 2004 - 15:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SnnY@17 August 2004 - 23:14
    I never wrote a CV, not sure I&#39;d include everything I&#39;ve done anyway.

    Lets just say that my brief period of working for ford was a tad, hmmm, counter-productive.
    CV&#39;s are never a true account of your employment history tho.

    You make up/embellish good stuff and omit any negative stuff.



    How&#39;d you know what Jonno was up to while unemployed, he leave the webcam on for ya? [/b][/quote]
    I&#39;d call it an educated guess.

    I try and be honest with those things, so far it hasn&#39;t actually hurt me.

    I once got a job after spending a large part of the interview telling the bloke about how badly I did at the ford place.

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    DanB's Avatar Smoke weed everyday
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    It does fly by, I have done feck all constructive

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    Mine&#39;s erm....... based on the truth Snny


    Surely hours and hours on the internet could be interpreted as constructive couldn&#39;t it Dan?

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    DanB's Avatar Smoke weed everyday
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    Mine is the truth

    Personal
    Date of birth: 9th April 1978

    I am an honest, trustworthy and reliable person. I am quick to work well on my own and as an effective and conscientious team member. I am quick to learn and implement new systems and procedures.

    Education & Qualifications
    Christ’s Hospital, Horsham, West Sussex

    GCSE’s Art&nbsp; A
    &nbsp; Science B/B
    &nbsp; English&nbsp; C/C
    &nbsp; Maths&nbsp; C
    &nbsp; French&nbsp; C
    &nbsp; History&nbsp; D
    &nbsp; Geography E

    NVQ Level 2 Building Society Services

    Others&nbsp; OCR CLAIT
    &nbsp; &nbsp; OCR IBT2

    Employment
    April 2004 – August 2004&nbsp;
    Call Centre Operative – Smith & Byford Ltd

    Provide call centre service to a large base of Local Authority Housing tenants in relation to Central Heating repairs & maintenance. Manage engineers’ diaries to ensure logistical viability and effectiveness coupled with ensuring the availability of all parts and materials as required by engineers. Progressing and monitoring outstanding jobs in relation to maintained database. Inputting engineers’ timesheets onto computer system. Checking and inputting the statutory annual Gas Safety certificates for properties to ensure fulfilment of Government Health & Safety legislation


    November 2002 – April 2004&nbsp;
    Customer Service Officer – Rosebery Homecall Property Services

    Provide call centre staff to several Housing Associations’ tenants in relation to repairs & maintenance issues. I am responsible for the gas contract we have with a large Surrey Housing Association (650+ properties) these tasks include getting authorisation for boiler replacements, ensuring the sub-contractors are running smoothly, maintaining the database of records and keeping it up to date, liasing with our client and their consultant and ensuring any problems are dealt with quickly and efficiently. Input operative’s timesheets onto computer system so labour costs can be added to jobs for invoicing. I also check and write up the sub-contractor and material invoices before passing them to the Finance Dept. I am also responsible for ensuring the smooth running of two of our smaller contracts as well.

    November 1996 – April 2000&nbsp;
    Customer Adviser – Nationwide Building Society

    Provide an efficient and friendly service to customers. Process till transactions. Open and advise on new accounts. Responsible for till and overall branch monies and their reconciliation. Maintain cash machine. Deal with customer queries over the phone and face to face. Undertake a wide range of administrative duties including the day-to-day administration of the current accounts

    May 1996 – November 1996&nbsp;
    Administrative Assistant – Cheshire Foundation Housing Association

    Provide all round administrative support, including the drafting and preparation of letters, reports agendas and minutes of meetings. Maintaining and ordering stationery supplies. Operating the petty cash account. Maintaining database of tenants. Dealing with contractors for housing repairs and new construction works.
    4 jobs in 8 years isn&#39;t bad is it

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