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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    ...my wife has gone and left me.



    Really.

























    But she'll be back Monday; I decided to get really drunk and play the part of the abandoned husband, anyway.

    This rum is excellent, but I'm sooooooo depressed!!! :confused:
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    Snee's Avatar Error xɐʇuʎs BT Rep: +1
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    The stuff you can get up to now, my friend..

    It can't be that bad, you even know roughly when she's coming back so you'll have time to clean up and clear away any evidence.

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    Have a nice weekend J2. She will be writing out a 'to do' list for you when she returns.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Partytime for j2k4 then

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    Excellent news.

    We shall party like as if DanB's post count was 9,999!

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    It all depends on the level of the bottle.

    Last time I did this I had Clocker to aid me in my efforts, but I also wasn't missing me wife...

    When I was still a bachelor (eight years ago), I had a jug of Double Tvarski (160 proof, 1750 ML) which I drank before I swam to the village across the bay (2.7 miles) in order to have a drink at the bar where she worked.

    Is that love, or what?

    My girl is so incredibly special.

    I miss her, well and truly.

    I'm trying to be strong, but I'll need a few of these massive imbibables to get by.

    I suppose my success will be reflected in my post count.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    Jeeez .. if it weren't 7am I'd get drunk with you. Will you still be going in say 10 hours from now?

    :-"

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    Originally posted by AussieSheila@19 August 2004 - 15:57
    Jeeez .. if it weren't 7am I'd get drunk with you. Will you still be going in say 10 hours from now?

    :-"
    Ooooooooof.

    No-I still have a day's work ahead, Sheila, but I should be here...oh, hell, I don't know the time diff; it's 1708 here now, how's about you?
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    Ummm...the wuestion is what will she be doing ?

    Women have a life too, pretty clean but it can get nasty too


    Enjoy J2k6



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    Originally posted by Zedaxax@19 August 2004 - 16:08
    Ummm...the wuestion is what will she be doing ?

    Women have a life too, pretty clean but it can get nasty too


    Enjoy J2k6


    She's attending a yearly family get-together/cook-out kinda thing.

    They're gonna miss me, 'cuz I've been the grillmaster for the past seven years.

    Chicago will be suffused with the aroma of another's cookery.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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