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Thread: Train Ride

  1. #1
    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion
    Train Ride

    A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 -year-old son
    playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
    train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want
    off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all of
    you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the
    train..cause we're going down the tracks. The horrified mother went in
    and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house.
    Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO
    HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you
    to use nice language." Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom
    and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the
    mother heard her son say... "All passengers, please remember your
    things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We! hope you
    will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling
    continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no
    smoking in the train. We hope you will have pleasant and relaxing
    journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added,
    "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please
    see the bitch in the kitchen".

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    Arm's Avatar Poster
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    Jul 2003
    a well
    Ha ha. Well she did delay the train.


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