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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    A bus stopped and two Italian men got on. They sat down and began a

    > >an animated conversation.

    > >

    > >The lady sitting behind them ignored them at first, but

    > >her attention was galvanized when she heard one of the

    > >men say the following:

    > >

    > >"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come

    > >together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come

    > >together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta

    > >time."

    > >

    > >"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed

    > >swine!" shrieked the lady indignantly.

    > >"In this country we don't speak aloud in

    > >public places about our sex lives!"

    > >

    > >"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'

    > >abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda

    > >how to spella Mississippi."

    > >

    > >

    > >I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!

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    lmfao

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    Great!

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    god damned amazing - and yep, i reread it
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