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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Blonde Needs Curtains Badly

    A blonde goes into a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed her several patterns,but the blonde seemed to be having a hard time choosing.

    Finally, she selects a lovely pink floral print.

    The salesman asked what size curtains she needed.

    The blonde replies, "Fifteen inches."

    "Fifteen inches??", asked the salesman, "that sounds very small. What room are they for?" The blonde says, "Oh, they are not for any room - they are for my computer monitor."

    The surprised salesman replies, "But, Miss, computers do not have curtains."

    The blonde says, " Hellooooooooo - I've got Windows."

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    ZaZu's Avatar I know stuff ...
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    Oh yeah a blonde joke....her hair is blond so she thinks she needs curtains for Windows(tm) blondes....


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    nice one! what a blondeeee....

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    Good one.

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