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  1. 11-10-2004, 01:06 AM #631
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    Bugger.
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  3. 11-10-2004, 01:11 AM Lounge   -   #632
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    Talking of porn based things, my pal is an Anne Summers lady now.
    You can get blow up chairs, with a dildo actually attached onto it.


    Can you imagine your Grannie coming round for a cuppa and a malted milk, n sitting on that? She'd have no need for her curlers anymore, thats for certain.
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  5. 11-10-2004, 01:14 AM Lounge   -   #633
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    Quote Originally Posted by lilmiss
    Talking of porn based things, my pal is an Anne Summers lady now.
    You can get blow up chairs, with a dildo actually attached onto it.


    Can you imagine your Grannie coming round for a cuppa and a malted milk, n sitting on that? She'd have no need for her curlers anymore, thats for certain.
    This might just be pub hearsay ... but:

    I heard old people's pubes fall out and they become bald down there. Is this true?


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  7. 11-10-2004, 01:14 AM Lounge   -   #634
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    Go the super gran.


    Ewwwww on the chair tho.


    My Nan used to sit around right in the middle of everyone smokin' and reckon she didn't get stoned

    Manker, I ain't that bloody old and nor do I really want to know what happens when ya do get there
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  9. 11-10-2004, 01:18 AM Lounge   -   #635
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    My Nan does smoke it.
    For her arthritus, apparently.


    I don't know Manker.
    I shall ask the next old person I meet, if years of cotton friction makes your pubes fall out.



    BTW, is your sig masturbating?
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  11. 11-10-2004, 01:20 AM Lounge   -   #636
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    Your Nan sounds cool..... mine's gone bugger her, was such a cheeky ol wench.



    Awwww, does this mean I have to give up my ol cotton granny knickers.... on 2nd thoughts no pubes wouldn't be so bad would it?
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  13. 11-10-2004, 01:22 AM Lounge   -   #637
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    If I get that old, I'm gonna dye them blue to go with my rinse.


    My Nan isn't cool.
    She's a vindictive old hag, at best.
    I used to get the Granny Paddle off her. :crying:
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    I like that idea, don't I'd be that energeretic tho


    Bugger bout ya gran, apparently mine used to get real pissed with her sister and my sisters used to take em off, I don't remember it tho.
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    Maybe braids instead?

    Dogs have bald bits, and they are always rubbing themselves on grass.
    So if you wanna keep your pubes, don't do as they do.
    That includes humping peoples legs, Im afraid.
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  19. 11-10-2004, 01:39 AM Lounge   -   #640
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    Hmmmm, might get a lil excited during the braiding process methinks.


    But I like humping people's legs, that's the definition of safe sex innit?
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