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    A humming sex toy has sparked a major security alert at an airport in Australia.

    Staff, at Mackay airport in Queensland, sounded the alarm when they heard a strange noise coming from a bin bag in a cafe at the terminal.

    Cafe manager Lynne Bryant said: "It was rather disconcerting when the rubbish started humming furiously. We called security and next minute everybody was being evacuated while they checked it out."

    Passengers and staff working at the check-in, car hire and cafe were evacuated from the terminal while the bin was inspected.

    A police spokeswoman said: "Another two flights were expected to land at that stage but alternative arrangements were made for the passengers to collect their luggage away from the terminal."

    However, a closer inspection of the humming bin revealed the culprit was a vibrating sex toy and the all clear was given.

    Ms Bryant said in retrospect the humming had sounded like a vibrator.

    She said: "You can't afford to take chances."

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    reminds me of that part in fight club

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    damn aussie sex maniacs

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    National trait?

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    The worst thing is i lived their the past 2 years...and i bet i most probally know the person who did it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celerystalksme
    The worst thing is i lived their the past 2 years...and i bet i most probally know the person who did it
    y do u say that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celerystalksme
    The worst thing is i lived their the past 2 years...and i bet i most probally know the person who did it
    Quote Originally Posted by bujub22
    y do u say that?
    I'm only guessing but I think where cely lives they're all related so they discuss this sort of thing on family birthdays
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I'm only guessing but I think where cely lives they're all related so they discuss this sort of thing on family birthdays

    was the topic at breakfast this morning


    which 1 of u left your bag ??huh who did it made the whole family a suspect

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I'm only guessing but I think where cely lives they're all related so they discuss this sort of thing on family birthdays

    I thought he meant he lived at the airport

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    cely=tom hanks

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