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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawk
    so now i despise mc donalds because they tried to take my life
    At least they didn't try to take your virginity. I know a chick who still smells of gherkins
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    At least they didn't try to take your virginity. I know a chick who still smells of gherkins
    how could they take his virginity?

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    Quote Originally Posted by maskawaih
    how could they take his virginity?
    Ever seen an unsliced gherkin?
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by maskawaih
    how could they take his virginity?

    Do you really want to know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Ever seen an unsliced gherkin?
    no, what is gherkin? never heard of. (for me at least)

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    gherkin in german is pickle

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    Quote Originally Posted by maskawaih
    no, what is gherkin? never heard of. (for me at least)
    I googled but had a little trouble, first I found this

    But this is what I was thinking of:

    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    I can't see a 2nd pic

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I googled but had a little trouble, first I found this

    But this is what I was thinking of:

    what?

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    Bah! How about this one?
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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