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    10. She's a goblin!

    9. I'd like to get a little something
    in the sack tonight.

    8. Just get on your hands and
    knees and bob your head.

    7. She's got a couple of nice
    pumpkins on her porch.

    6. If you just lick it,
    it will last longer.

    5. Let me see your big sack.

    4. Can I eat your zagnuts?

    3. Have your mom check it
    before you put it in your mouth.

    2. You scared me stiff!



    And the dirtiest sounding but
    not-dirty Halloween saying is...



    He's got candy spread out
    on the living room floor!
    Last edited by hippychick; 10-07-2004 at 01:11 PM. Reason: cause I can

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    10. You're guaranteed to get at least a
    little something in the sack.

    9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes
    and go at it again.

    8. The uglier you look, the easier
    it is to get some.

    7. You don't have to compliment the
    person who gave you candy.

    6. The person giving you candy doesn't
    fantasize you're someone else.

    5. If you get a stomach ache,
    it won't last 9 months.

    4. If you wear your Batman mask,
    no one thinks you're kinky.

    3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear
    you moaning and groaning.

    2. You'll feel less guilt the next morning.

    1. If you don't get what you want,
    you can always go next door!!

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    Excellent! I think I'll try to post all of them in the lounge - in some context - come Oct 31st
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker


    Excellent! I think I'll try to post all of them in the lounge - in some context - come Oct 31st
    TY TY...lol sure thang...This is my first offical Halloween thread...

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    What do Skeletons say before eating?
    Bone Appetite.

    What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common?
    Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.

    Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
    He was caught drinking on the job.

    Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
    Women can see right through them.

    Why are Vampires Democrats?
    They want Gore in 2000.

    What kind of clothes do Zombies wear?
    Decay NY.

    Why aren't there any famous skeletons?
    They're a bunch of no bodies.

    What kind of music do Mummies listen to?
    Wrap.

    What do you call a guy turned on by a witch?
    Scared stiff.

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