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    have it cut off, and put it in a little bottle.
    hang said bottle from your rear-view mirror by a string.
    then you have a tow-truck.

    *rimshot*

    There is a crack in everything.
    That's how the light gets in.

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    And a rose to you!!!!

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    I think I would take the advice of three doctors.


    I dont think it was a good thing to ask the members in here for advice. Knowing their permanent frame of mind, they will always tell you to 'Have It Off'
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Having one of your feet out of action is a right pain int he butt

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    Oh Rosie, don't cut that toe off, I know what amazing things you can do with those toes :-)


    It's more prudent to spend time figuring out what's right than who's right

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    You can always have your toe removed if the pins don't work. 8 weeks is nothing.

    My 6th grade teacher had this done to 4 of her toes and she walked about in sandals. The toes had little metal pins sticking out which were capped with cork. She is doing fine now, 'cept she is a lesbian. I'm not really sure that is relevant, though.

    You can never put the toe back on, so go with the pins.
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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    You have a point there Hobbes, thanks. And I do like to wear sandals. Probably would be too self conscious to if I was missing toes.

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    and the corks would be cool, you could tell people you'd sprung a leak

    There is a crack in everything.
    That's how the light gets in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by motherflux
    and the corks would be cool, you could tell people you'd sprung a leak
    Or look down and say "now where the heck did that wine bottle go?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by motherflux
    have it cut off, and put it in a little bottle.
    hang said bottle from your rear-view mirror by a string.
    then you have a tow-truck.

    *rimshot*
    Or you could use it as a doorstop... toe jam

    Peace brotherdoobie

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