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    A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for
    all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

    "Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

    Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".
    The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...

    So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -abracadabra!
    the husband became 92 years old.

    The moral of this story.....
    Men might be ungrateful idiots....

    But fairies are......female

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    maskawaih's Avatar Custom User Title BT Rep: +3
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    no, dont point that thing at me!

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    In a State Of Confusion
    Oh yes, I luv this joke!!! hehehehehe

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    bigboab's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +1
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    I'll have to remember that on my anniversary.

    I wont ask for my thing to be nearer the ground either. In case the fairy cuts my legs off.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Storm's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +3
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    crazy skiing monkey
    Quote Originally Posted by Everose
    The moral of this story.....
    Men might be ungrateful idiots....

    But fairies are......female
    no, the moral of the story is that whenever you make a wish, you should be VERY exact about it........

    so not 30 years yonger, but she being 30.........

    (that and that faries are bitches )


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