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    sorry don't know what i did then

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    I'd say metaphor rather than analogy.

    I'd also say Jonno's stains have probably soaked through to his bare skin now.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NikkiD
    No.

    BTW, are you going to give us hints as to the nature of these stains, or we too keep taking shots in the dark?
    You can do what you like in the dark

    Ok it's not a bodily fliud

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    Quote Originally Posted by NikkiD
    No.

    or we too keep taking shots in the dark?
    That is why he has stains.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JONNO_CELEBS
    On my trousers, can you guess what they are?

    Jonno
    shite stains

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    Quote Originally Posted by JONNO_CELEBS
    You can do what you like in the dark

    Ok it's not a bodily fliud

    Jonno
    Well then you've possibly leaned up against something and gotten it all over your pants.

    So let's retrace your steps from today then shall we?

    You went out to sea, so it could possibly be salt water.

    You played guitar for a while. But it's unlikely the stains originated from your guitar.

    Perhaps Lulu sat in something and then on your lap and transferred it to your pants?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NikkiD
    You went out to sea, so it could possibly be salt water.
    Clever girl

    Hah I did'nt tell you I'd been to sea today, but year, I got 2 salt water patches on my legs

    Heh, that's quite freaky I did'nt think anyone would get that

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    Jonno we are getting slow. You were out in your boat today.



    It's Seaman Staines
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JONNO_CELEBS
    Clever girl

    Hah I did'nt tell you I'd been to sea today, but year, I got 2 salt water patches on my legs

    Heh, that's quite freaky I did'nt think anyone would get that

    Jonno
    Yes you did.

    https://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=82436

    @boab - LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboab
    Jonno we are getting slow. You were out in your boat today.



    It's Seaman Staines
    merman juice!

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