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    New Rule: Everyone has to stop pretending that George Bush is macho because, plainly, he acts like a girl.Not a woman – a girl. Not a week goes by when John Kerry isn't attacked because he said something that hurt someone's feelings. According to Bush spokes people, Kerry lost the first debate because of his “new insult” to our allies when he said the coalition wasn't genuine. Poland had Lithuania over for a debate party that night, and now they can't look at each other without crying.
    All of the attacks on Kerry involve his thoughtless words, like when he said the Iraqi prime minister wasn't legitimate – the bitch; he hurt the troops when he said Iraq was the wrong war at the wrong time – men!; he hurt the Vietnam vets when he called that war a mistake – he is so not sitting with us at lunch anymore.

    Bush is all, “And another thing about John Kerry: he uses Botox, he spends too much time on his hair, and he's two-faced: flip-flopper!

    And, I bet John Kerry didn't even deserve any of those medals. I woulda gone to stupid old Vietnam , but I wanted to be a stay-at-home soldier.”

    Excuse me, this president isn't resolute: he's on the rag.

    He stopped having press conferences, which is basically saying, “I'm not talking to you.” He acted all crampy at the debates: “Its hard work” – I kept waiting for him to say, “If you don't like how I do your shirts, then iron them yourself.”

    He even ran for President like a girl. Promising to “restore dignity to the Oval office.” What man gives a rat's ass about restoring an office? A real man thinks the Oval Office lost all its integrity the day Monica Lewinsky stopped coming in there to blow the president.

    And then, in the one area – I'm talking about Iraq – where he could use being a little in touch with his feminine side he acts like the typical stupid male, who gets himself lost when he's driving, won't admit it, and won't stop and ask for directions. Always insisting, “Please, I know what I'm doing.”

    The only time guys like this learn their lesson is when their wives leave them. So on November second, I suggest we get a divorce.


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    it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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    I saw that Friday night. Pretty good show.
    It's Bill Maher, incidently.
    Don't read what isn't there.

    anywhichway

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    This guy is brilliant! Great excerpt

    Quote Originally Posted by vidcc
    Excuse me, this president isn't resolute: he's on the rag.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by ruthie
    It's Bill Maher, incidently.
    Yup and in all the other posts i spelt it correctly....just got big fingers and mistyped

    it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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    On his site, it says he supposed to be at Carnegie Hall in December, however Carnegie hall doesn't list him. Bummer. I would like to go see him.
    Don't read what isn't there.

    anywhichway

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    it would be better if the truth wuld come out BEFORE they elected

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    Quote Originally Posted by ruthie
    On his site, it says he supposed to be at Carnegie Hall in December, however Carnegie hall doesn't list him. Bummer. I would like to go see him.
    I saw one of his stand up shows on the box and i wasn't that impressed. I do find parts of his current tv show quite amusing but i only see it once in a while if it happens to be on when i channel flick

    it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bujub22



    shit, i'm watching some of the shock and awe vids from the beginning of the war, and the news channels that are commentating (CNN, Fox, etc.) are saying stuff like oh it's not in the residential area and don't worry folks not too many casualties. BULLSHIT, in one part of the video a hotel gets bombed like 5 times, not once, not twice, but 5 fuckin times. jesus christ man. i doubt saddam or any of his ppl would be in a hotel during the invasion. a really good one to check out is this, go to google and type in:

    shock and awe JTP VCD

    click on the link that says something like falconbrigade or something, and then download it (click edit>find>JTP VCD). it's about 70 mb. worth it.

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    well then, I'm not as bummed...thanks
    Don't read what isn't there.

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