Say something Sexy

[DanB]

Fook me, my fart smells

[DarthInsinuate]

Fuck her in her tight little ass, teabag my balls, the balls are where? In her mouth.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

What's that?........Can I touch it?

And what are those? May I squeeze them?

Jonno

[Lilmiss]

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

[DanB]

Here's a trowel, go take some of your make up off

[Lilmiss]

I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'

[Dr Spaulding]

baby i don't care who you are, you're coming home with me tonight

[Dr Spaulding]

darling, you've got the kind of ass cheeks i could use as a pillow

[Lilmiss]

I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission fee.

[Dr Spaulding]

my patient asked me one day "doctor, if i had some nuts hanging on the wall, would that make them wallnuts?"

i said "yes"

she asked, "doctor, if i had nuts on my chest, would that make them chest nuts?"

i said "why of course my dear"

then she asked "so if i had nuts on my chin, would that make them chin nuts?"

i replied "no bitch that would mean you'd have a dick in your mouth!"