Fook me, my fart smells
Fook me, my fart smells
Fuck her in her tight little ass, teabag my balls, the balls are where? In her mouth.
The Sexay Half Of ABBA And Max: Freelance Plants
What's that?........Can I touch it?
And what are those? May I squeeze them?
Jonno
Thinking about 1
My Place & Arcade
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
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Here's a trowel, go take some of your make up off
I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
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baby i don't care who you are, you're coming home with me tonight
darling, you've got the kind of ass cheeks i could use as a pillow
I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission fee.
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my patient asked me one day "doctor, if i had some nuts hanging on the wall, would that make them wallnuts?"
i said "yes"
she asked, "doctor, if i had nuts on my chest, would that make them chest nuts?"
i said "why of course my dear"
then she asked "so if i had nuts on my chin, would that make them chin nuts?"
i replied "no bitch that would mean you'd have a dick in your mouth!"
Last edited by Dr Spaulding; 10-14-2004 at 04:16 PM.
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