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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
    dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
    girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
    like to go out and make love for the first time.

    Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
    he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
    pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
    everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

    At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
    he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
    insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
    busy, it being his first time and all.

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
    meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
    meet my parents, come on in!"

    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
    girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
    and bows his head.

    A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
    head down.

    10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

    Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
    leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
    were this religious."

    The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
    a pharmacist."

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    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    hahahahahahahahhahahaha lmfao

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

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    hella funny

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    embarrassing.

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    Nice one...

    funny.com?

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Quote Originally Posted by sebastian_insua
    Nice one...

    funny.com?
    Thanks and no...U need to find a new question, this one is getting old...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hippychick
    Thanks and no...U need to find a new question, this one is getting old...
    really...

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    glag

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    Angry

    Quote Originally Posted by hippychick
    Thanks and no...U need to find a new question, this one is getting old...
    ummm..... funny.com?

    <hippychick slaps seb in the face>

    But seriously I gave you a decent site and you haven't nicked any jokes off there yet...
    Be Ashamed...
    Be very Ashamed...

    I am not just saying funny.com for the sake of it, but i have seen that joke (and the other one) on it and I just presumed that you had gone on to the site I gave you....

    funny.com
    funny.com
    funny.com
    funny.com
    fun....

    <there is a shot and Seb keels over>

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB
    glag
    WTF does glag mean?

    It's not on here: http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-quer...glag&Find=Find

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