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    > Thirty Times in a Row

    >>On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their
    >>three sons.
    >>Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the
    >>window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family's only cow was
    >>lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her --
    >>how could she possibly continue to feed her family now?
    >>In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself. When the husband
    >>awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to
    >>see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in the
    >>Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the
    >>cow!), and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself.
    >>When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the
    >>bank. She said, "I've seen all and know the reason for your
    >>despair. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, I
    >>will restore your parents and the cow to you."
    >>The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply unable
    >>to satisfy her again. So the mermaid drowned him in the river.
    >>Next the second oldest son woke up. After discovering what had
    >>happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river.
    >>The mermaid said to him, "If you will have sex with me ten times in
    >>a row, I will make everything right." And while the son tried his
    >>best (seven times!), it was not enough to satisfy the mermaid, so
    >>she drowned him in the river.
    >>The youngest son woke up and saw his parents dead, the dead cow in
    >>the field, and his brothers gone. He decided that life was a
    >>hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river to throw himself
    >>And there he also met the mermaid. "I have seen all that has
    >>happened, and I can make everything right if you will only have sex
    >>with me fifteen times in a row."
    >>The young son replied, "Is that all? Why not twenty times in a
    >>The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request. Then he said,
    >>"Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row?" And even as she was
    >>reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said, "Why not THIRTY times
    >>in a row?"
    >>Finally, she said, "Enough!! Okay, if you will have sex with me
    >>thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect
    >>health." Then the young son asked, "Wait! How do I know that thirty
    >>times in a row won't kill you like it did the cow?"

    "You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went; you can swear and curse the fates, but when it comes to the end, you have to let go"
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