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    Local Call


    Queen Elizabeth, Clinton & Sharoon died & went straight to hell.

    Queen Elizabeth said "I miss my region England. I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there. "

    She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????

    The devil says "Five million dollars"

    She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

    Clinton was soo jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the United States I want to see how everybody is doing there too"

    He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????

    The devil says "Ten million dollars"

    With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

    Sharoon was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call Israil and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????

    The devil says "Twenty dollars".

    Sharoon is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"

    The devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local".


    "You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went; you can swear and curse the fates, but when it comes to the end, you have to let go"
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    Quote Originally Posted by bawa@Klite_user
    The devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local".
    LMAO

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    The title ruined the punchline.

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    nah, your smart


    "You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went; you can swear and curse the fates, but when it comes to the end, you have to let go"
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    Good one

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