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    TheRealDave's Avatar †Problem child
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    Yes, yes I am

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    No you're not.
    One of them escaped to the US of A.

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    and he's got weapons of mass destruction with him

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    Bah! Squishing spiders is wrong.

    Each time you squish a spider, you get one erection taken away from your lifetime's allocation

    Hasty edit: If you're a girl then ... it applies to your partner.

    Another edit: If you're a single girl or one that relies on plastic assistance then a latex allergy will be forthcoming.

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    Last edited by manker; 10-14-2004 at 10:03 PM. Reason: bah!
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    hmm i thought when u squash a spider u lose hair on your left 1

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Bah! Squishing spiders is wrong.

    Each time you squish a spider, you get one erection taken away from your lifetime's allocation
    Karma, karma, something something something...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    Karma, karma, something something something...
    stop posting pics of yourself! it's not nice on the eyes

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    How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.

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    i only squished it because my sister wouldnt go to sleep with it in her room. it was a nasty looking thing, i got a picture of it for my photography. i'll put it up soon.

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    it was huge too! that was until it got the other end of my magazine

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