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    ruthie's Avatar Poster
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    got this from Scroff's brother today;


    How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light
    bulb?

    The answer is: 10

    1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed

    2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to
    be changed

    3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb

    4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either "for" the light
    bulb or "for" darkness

    5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new
    light bulb

    6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a
    step ladder under the banner: "Lightbulb Change Accomplished"

    7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in
    detail how Bush was literally in the dark

    8. One to viciously smear #7

    9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had
    a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,

    10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between
    screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
    Don't read what isn't there.

    anywhichway

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    natedogg's Avatar R.I.P. Nate Dogg :(
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    vidcc's Avatar there is no god
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    itís an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    lmao

    very nice

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

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    Autumn Fox's Avatar n00b
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    And there are still people that will vote for bush. Sickoes !! ^_^

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