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Thread: The HIV paranoia song

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    Letís talk about sex.

    Letís talk about HIV.

    Letís talk about pregnancy.

    Letís talk about sex.

    Letís further your fears and doubts,

    The grimy, technical ins and outs.

    Letís tall about sex.

    Letís increase the paranoia rate,

    Freak you out till you canít even masturbate.

    So letís talk about sex.

    Letís talk about HIV.

    Letís talk about pregnancy.

    And further your fears and doubts,

    Grimy, technical ins and outs.

    STDís are gonna be your fate,

    Thatís right: you canít even masturbate.

    So letís talk about sex.

    That includes HIV

    And youíll learn about pregnancy.

    About the grimy ins and outs.

    Enhance further your fears and doubt.

    Thatís what authorityís all about.

    Scare you out of the final act.

    Point the other way and stab you in the back.
    Letís talk about sex.

    Sorry, I know it's not very good but I really wanted to post it somewhere, I'm still kinda proud of it
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by natedogg
    copy cat.


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    You wrote that, didn't you? It is really good.

    Wish I could have appreciated it when I was at school..
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    This was really good, SpatulaGeekGirl. I hope you keep on writing and I hope you will share with us when you do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rossco_2004
    copy cat.

    yeah



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    Bizarrely, the above prose could go with the tune from Salt 'n' Pepa's hit from the late eighties - Let's Talk About Sex.

    I had the tune in my head from being in my sister's car and it fits perfectly
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Bizarrely, the above prose could go with the tune from Salt 'n' Pepa's hit from the late eighties - Let's Talk About Sex.

    I had the tune in my head from being in my sister's car and it fits perfectly
    No coincidence, I wrote it as a parody. The bizarre thing is I haven't heard the whole song, so if I does fit perfectly I'm very impressed with myself
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    Well, fook

    I figured with you not being alive when that song was out and it being fairly obscure, it was a coincidence.


    It fits with the chorus, that's the only bit I can recollect right now. Not entirely sure whether the song consists of anything but that chorus ditty, actually.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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