Lets place some phrases here

[Lilmiss]

Hammertime.

[ziggyjuarez]

thats my mama

[ElvisLover]

D'oh

[jetje]

"can't Touch This"!

[ElvisLover]

One day I asked if my Mom could shut down my computer. I told her to press "the
big gray switch on the computer." After some time, I phoned her and asked if she
shut the machine down, but she replied, saying there wasn't any big gray switch
on the keyboard.
Me: "No, Mom, not on the keyboard; it's on the computer."
My Mother: "Computer?"
Me: "Yes, that gray box on the floor."
My Mother: "Ah, the engine!"
Me: "Engine?"
My Mother: "Yes, it's making lots of noise."

[ziggyjuarez]

dude

[jetje]

With regard to the question of world war, there are but two possibilities: One is that the war will give rise to revolution and the other is that revolution will prevent the war.

[ElvisLover]

If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime."
--- Dan Quayle

[jetje]

fish? i hate fish said the shark to the whale

[ElvisLover]

In 1869 the waffle iron was invented for people who had wrinkled waffles.