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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.


    2. She is not a SCREAMER or a MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.


    3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.


    4. She is not a DUMB BLONDE - She is a LIGHT HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION
    SUPERHIGHWAY.


    5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.


    6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.


    7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.


    8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.


    9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.


    10. She is not a Tramp - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.


    11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.


    12. She is not a TWO-BIT Hooker - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.



    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


    1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE
    FACILITY.


    2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.


    3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.


    4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.


    5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL
    RELATIONSHIPS


    6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK-He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.


    7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL
    INVERSION.


    8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.


    9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED


    10. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.


    11. It's not his butt you see hanging out of his pants.....It's REAR CLEAVAGE

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