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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Bubba Joe's first military assignment was to a military induction
    center, and, because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of
    advising new recruits about the government benefits, especially the GI
    insurance to which they were entitled.


    Before long the Captain in charge of the induction center began
    noticing that Bubba was getting a 99% sign up for the top GI insurance.
    This was odd, because it would cost these poor inductees nearly $30.00
    per
    month more for their higher coverage than what the government was already
    granting. The Captain decided that he would not ask Bubba Joe about his
    selling techniques but that he would sit in the back of the room and
    observe Bubba's sale's pitch


    Bubba Joe stood up before his latest group of inductees and
    stated,
    "If you have the normal GI insurance and go to Iraq and are killed, the
    government pays your beneficiary $6,000."


    "If you take out the supplemental GI insurance (which will cost
    you
    an additional $30.00 per month), the government pays your beneficiary
    $200,000."


    "NOW," Bubba concluded, "which bunch do you think they're gonna send
    into battle first?

    I think I am voting for BUBBBA for President....

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    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    lol

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

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    ruthie's Avatar Poster
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    that was great
    Don't read what isn't there.

    anywhichway

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    zapjb's Avatar Computer Abuser BT Rep: +3
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    Very good.

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