[GUIDE] How to switch your computer on

**100%** · 10-21-2004, 01:59 AM

Can you make money from having your computer on?

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**100%** · 10-22-2004, 06:52 AM

Anyway....
my computer has been on for almost a week now
so jhow do you turn it off??

**Cheese** · 10-22-2004, 08:01 AM

Just read my switching on guide backwards.

Well not literally backwards else you'll get a message from my boss. Just follow the guide backwards, not sitting backwards else you won't be able to see the screen, etc.....

**DanB** · 10-22-2004, 08:22 AM

The cat in my pc keeps trying to catch my mouse

**Busyman** · 10-22-2004, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by DanB

The cat in my pc keeps trying to catch my mouse

You don't want your pussy catching anything Dan.

You might get a virus and some viruses have no cure. Not even Dr. Norton or Dr McAlfee can help you.

**DanB** · 10-22-2004, 01:54 PM

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hewo.php

Dam cat gets in all the wrong places

Busyman do you mean Gonnorhea for life

**Busyman** · 10-22-2004, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by DanB

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hewo.php

Dam cat gets in all the wrong places

Busyman do you mean Gonnorhea for life

Yuh huh..... and also worms and other macroviruses.

**Cheese** · 10-23-2004, 06:14 AM

Why isn't this in the guide section?

VB sux0rs!!!!!1111

**100%** · 08-28-2006, 06:43 PM

Finally..
My computer is on.
now what?

**Seedler** · 08-28-2006, 06:47 PM

Ty for the great guide.

**Virtualbody1234** · 08-28-2006, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by 100%

Finally..
My computer is on.
now what?

You could turn it off.

To do that you need to click the Start button.

**Proper Bo** · 08-28-2006, 08:24 PM

or ctrl+alt+delete

**clocker** · 08-28-2006, 09:08 PM

From: HardwareWorld Editorial Submission Board
Subject: Proposed article "How to turn on your computer".

Thank you for your recent submission.
Although we found it lacking in several important repects, HW World appreciates the time and energy you have expended and with a little work your piece may become acceptable in the future.

Specific areas of complaint are as follows:

-Safety was not comprehensively addressed.
A "pre-initialization" check of the wiring should be performed every time the PC is to be started.
Proper wiring is a must...

As in the rest of life, "Cleanliness is next to Godliness".
Never try to turn on a dirty computer.
When in doubt, a quick rinse is never a bad idea...

Be sure that you, your computer and all it's peripherals are properly arranged for safe comfortable computing before initializing the startup protocol...

Failure to adhere to the above suggestions can lead to a bad day at the office.

Please address the above concerns and feel free to resubmit your article.

Thank you.