[GUIDE] How to switch your computer on

[Cheese]

First of all ensure you actually have a computer and haven't confused a microwave for your pc.

Computer:

Not a computer:

Next ensure that it is plugged in at the mains. There is no need to lick the plug before plugging it in. Below is a standard plug for the UK and Malaysia.



If you are in the US or Canada then you will have a plug set-up like this below. Please don't try to plug a US plug into a UK mains. Though this shouldn't be a problem unless you have a very long wire.



Please ensure at all times that it is a plug that you are trying to insert into the mains.

WRONG:

Before you actually switch on your machine ensure that no pets are inside the computer. Cats are especially notorius for getting inside your machine trying to "fix" things.

WRONG:

Next press the 'ON' button. This is usually located at the front of the computer. This needs to be pressed firmly, saying "Make it so" as you press it is optional.




*Note: This is my guide so far, it's still a work in progress but I'm hoping to get it moved to the Guide Section. Any comments would be helpful, particularly from other countries because you have wierd plugs.

Special thanks to Rossco for his invaluable help with US/Canadian plugs and thanks to Maskawaih for help with Malaysian plugs.

Thanks also to my Health and Safety advisor, Arcadia.

[DanB]

Very informative

[ziggyjuarez]

lol haha love the cat

[Cheese]

Very informative

Thanks Dan, I appreciate your support.

My next project, when I've finished this one, is to write a guide on how to turn off your computer. I'm going to have to do some research first though.

[100%]

ok ok i think i got it

yes ok

I got that far - its on (making buzzing noises n stuff)
what now?

[Cheese]

lol haha love the cat

Perhaps the cat will confuse people? Maybe I should change the picture...

[DanB]

I have just recommended your guide to be pinned via the report system

[tesco]

canadian, us, and possibly somewhere else wall outlet:

and the plug:



edit: got the two pis screwed up.

[Cheese]

Cheers Ross, I'll add them to my guide.

[tesco]

rossco claps.

[maskawaih]

Malaysia use something like this too

[Cheese]

Cheers Mask. I've added the relevant info.

[Mr. Mulder]

Perhaps explain the dangers of sending you pets in to have a look when it won’t turn on?



(He’s called Timmy, doesn’t say much, keeps to him self, doesn’t care for peripheral components)

[100%]

so thats how the cat face gets on the screen!?!

[Cheese]

Cheers Rob I've added an ammendment to the guide and a special thanks.

[Mr. Mulder]

aawwwww shucks

[maskawaih]

aawwwww shucks

blushing...

[Busyman]

Ok please help me and go over the part about the plugging in.

Do I strip the wire first or not?

You were not very clear.

Also, is the cat an integral part of the computer? Mine did not come with one and I'm worried that Dell Computer shafted me.

Your help would greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance!!!

[Cheese]

Some questions will have to wait until Part Two: Advanced Computer Inialization Theory.

With regards to the cat it's a well known fact that no-one ever got pussy with a computer.

[Mathea]

I would test it out except I have yet to see your guide to turning it off...... please help