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Thread: Martha and Edna

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    Mar 2003
    Martha and Edna, two 'senior' widows, are talking.
    > Martha: "That nice George Smith asked me out for
    > a date. I know you went out with him last week,
    > and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give
    > him my answer."
    > Edna: "Well . I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment
    > punctually at 7PM, and dressed like such a gentleman
    > in a fine suit. And he brings me such beautiful flowers!
    > Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a
    > beautiful car, a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.
    > Then he takes me out for dinner- lobster. Then we go
    > see a show .. let me tell you, Martha, I enjoyed it so much
    > I could have just died from pleasure. So then we are
    > coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL.
    > Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive
    > new dress and has his way with me two times!!"
    > Martha: "Goodness gracious! you are
    > telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"
    > Edna: "No, no, no ! I'm just saying, wear an old dress!"

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion


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